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Every so often I go home to Bellevue to visit my parents and every time I hate that place more. What are some of your worst experiences you've had in Bellevue?

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Every so often I go home to Bellevue to visit my parents and every time I hate that place more. What are some of your worst experiences you've had in Bellevue?

 

fuck off

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Had to commute there from North Seattle for a week :tdown:

 

Never again will I commute across the freakin lake!

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What are some of your worst experiences you've had in Bellevue?

 

Having to look across the lake at the shit hole known as Seattle.

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Sounds like you're a little angry and have been in Bellevue for too long

 

i'm just sick of snivelling, 19-year-old twats who think suburbia sucks because it doesn't appeal to their superficial, lame, narcissistic, single, partying lifestyle.

 

:fahq:

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What are some of your worst experiences you've had in Bellevue?

 

Having to look across the lake at the shit hole known as Seattle.

 

Seattle's a great place to visit, or even work. But unless you're a sewer rat, it just doesn't rate as a place to live.

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What are some of your worst experiences you've had in Bellevue?

 

Having to look across the lake at the shit hole known as Seattle.

 

Seattle's a great place to visit, or even work. But unless you're a sewer rat, it just doesn't rate as a place to live.

 

Geeze I hope the weather improves and people get out and climb! :)

 

I worked for a dot com company that imploded into a mall boutique shop. I was one of the people asked to stay on. I spent a week helping set up a store in the Bellevue Mall. There was some Disney deal going on and about a trillion screaming kids running about. I spent more time in the back bowels of the mall than the outter store front area. I stayed in a seedy hotel quite a long way away.

 

6 years later I can pass by malls without having flashbacks and panic attacks.

 

However, doing a run every AM in the opposite direction of the mall and flea bag hotel helped.

 

-r

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Sounds like you're a little angry and have been in Bellevue for too long

 

i'm just sick of snivelling, 19-year-old twats who think suburbia sucks because it doesn't appeal to their superficial, lame, narcissistic, single, partying lifestyle.

 

:fahq:

KockAssSuckingDick...you are a tool...bellevue f-ing blows...it takes me goddamn an hour to drive 12 miles to work...

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Sounds like you're a little angry and have been in Bellevue for too long

 

i'm just sick of snivelling, 19-year-old twats who think suburbia sucks because it doesn't appeal to their superficial, lame, narcissistic, single, partying lifestyle.

 

:fahq:

KockAssSuckingDick...you are a tool...bellevue f-ing blows...it takes me goddamn an hour to drive 12 miles to work...

 

Ride a bike, lardass.

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What are some of your worst experiences you've had in Bellevue?

 

Having to look across the lake at the shit hole known as Seattle.

 

Seattle's a great place to visit, or even work. But unless you're a sewer rat, it just doesn't rate as a place to live.

 

Geeze I hope the weather improves and people get out and climb! :)

 

I worked for a dot com company that imploded into a mall boutique shop. I was one of the people asked to stay on. I spent a week helping set up a store in the Bellevue Mall. There was some Disney deal going on and about a trillion screaming kids running about. I spent more time in the back bowels of the mall than the outter store front area. I stayed in a seedy hotel quite a long way away.

 

6 years later I can pass by malls without having flashbacks and panic attacks.

 

However, doing a run every AM in the opposite direction of the mall and flea bag hotel helped.

 

-r

 

give me a fucking break.

 

so what you are complaining about are:

 

1) people with their kids - you reinforce my points above. live your narcissistic lifestyle. someday you might grow up. otherwise you'll stick with the masses of overgrown teenagers

2) Bellevue has a mall with boutique-style shops - uhh, so does Seattle, you assclown

 

and at least Bellevue isn't overrun with fuckin' homeless losers, nor smell of stale urine. And you can park in Bellevue without paying $20 a day. :ass:

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I don't know why there are more hummers and giant SUVs in suburban bellevue than out in the sticks. I guess they were just marketed well to soccer moms and guys looking to "compensate".

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What are some of your worst experiences you've had in Bellevue?

 

Having to look across the lake at the shit hole known as Seattle.

 

Seattle's a great place to visit, or even work. But unless you're a sewer rat, it just doesn't rate as a place to live.

 

:lmao:

:lmao:

:lmao:

 

That shit is solid gold! I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard... thanks KK! :lmao:

 

Hey KK: when you travel outside of Washington do you say you are from Bellevue or Seattle? And if you say Bellevue how many people say "where is that"? :grlaf:

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Sounds like you're a little angry and have been in Bellevue for too long

:lmao:...maybe he ain't gettin' any bellevue barbie action!

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Sounds like you're a little angry and have been in Bellevue for too long

:lmao:...maybe he ain't gettin' any bellevue barbie action!

 

Bellevue Barbie? Do you have any clue what the Bellevue/Redmond demographics are like today, you clueless fuck?

 

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What are some of your worst experiences you've had in Bellevue?

 

Having to look across the lake at the shit hole known as Seattle.

 

Seattle's a great place to visit, or even work. But unless you're a sewer rat, it just doesn't rate as a place to live.

 

:lmao:

:lmao:

:lmao:

 

That shit is solid gold! I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard... thanks KK! :lmao:

 

Hey KK: when you travel outside of Washington do you say you are from Bellevue or Seattle? And if you say Bellevue how many people say "where is that"? :grlaf:

 

What's the difference? Ask an average American to point out Seattle on a map of the United states, and you'll find few that know where it is.

 

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Seattle: 49,000 children - 170,000 Dogs and Cats. Narcissism? Low metro-male sperm counts? ED? High testosterone females? Plain old self loathing? Hmmm; could be any number of things. :o

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Every so often I go home to Bellevue to visit my parents and every time I hate that place more.
Trust me, darling, you don't hate Bellevue as much as the rest of this state hates Seattle.

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Seattle: 49,000 children - 170,000 Dogs and Cats. Narcissism? Low metro-male sperm counts? ED? High testosterone females? Plain old self loathing? Hmmm; could be any number of things. :o

 

higher fertility rates directly correlate with lower education

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Seattle: 49,000 children - 170,000 Dogs and Cats. Narcissism? Low metro-male sperm counts? ED? High testosterone females? Plain old self loathing? Hmmm; could be any number of things. :o

 

higher fertility rates directly correlate with lower education

 

I think the growth of the planet's human population during the 20th century coupled with radical advances in education during the same period debunk your premise. It is possible that educated elites are somehow averse to sexual reproduction for any of the reasons I stated above, but your anecdote still fails the test.

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Seattle: 49,000 children - 170,000 Dogs and Cats. Narcissism? Low metro-male sperm counts? ED? High testosterone females? Plain old self loathing? Hmmm; could be any number of things. :o

 

higher fertility rates directly correlate with lower education

 

yeah, Bellevue's population is so "uneducated". :noway:

 

 

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Seattle: 49,000 children - 170,000 Dogs and Cats. Narcissism? Low metro-male sperm counts? ED? High testosterone females? Plain old self loathing? Hmmm; could be any number of things. :o

 

higher fertility rates directly correlate with lower education

 

Speaking of shit holes, Vancouver BC sure ain't the city it used to be. Seriously. What happened?

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Seattle: 49,000 children - 170,000 Dogs and Cats. Narcissism? Low metro-male sperm counts? ED? High testosterone females? Plain old self loathing? Hmmm; could be any number of things. :o

 

it could mean women who want more sex and less pregnancy

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fuck off...i'm just sick of snivelling, 19-year-old twats... :fahq:...you're a sewer rat... lardass...fuckin' homeless losers... you clueless fuck

 

 

U R WINNAR

-N-

AWESOMESTUFF!

 

 

can I visit your town?

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