G-spotter Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Well endowed with big nutz stashed away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 (edited) Hey Ladies, do you drive up a beat-up, rusted, early-model volvo? If so you would fit well into my theory that you can tell an emotionally fucked woman by the make and vintage of her automobile. Ever notice how the people who spend their time moping about how they can't find someone to love them, declaring they've sworn off cock/pussy/head/anal for the rest of their days, and spray about it incessantly on the teh interwebs, never seem to find a way to break that cycle???? - hmmmmm "Jaded" is a stupid word used by gen-Xers to justify a notion that you eventually reach a point in life where you can't live with anymore mistakes, say, "fuck it", and give in to the first emotionally-arrested, soft-cock/dry-puss who wants to get married. Edited June 2, 2007 by E-rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 (edited) Hey Ladies, do you drive up a beat-up, rusted, early-model volvo? If so you would fit well into my theory that you can tell an emotionally fucked woman by the make and vintage of her automobile. Ever notice how the people who spend their time moping about how they can't find someone to love them, declaring they've sworn off cock/pussy/head/anal for the rest of their days, and spray about it incessantly on the teh interwebs, never seem to find a way to break that cycle???? - hmmmmm "Jaded" is a stupid word used by gen-Xers to justify a notion that you eventually reach a point in life where you can't live with anymore mistakes, say, "fuck it", and give in to the first emotionally-arrested, soft-cock/dry-puss who wants to get married. Did this post come across as insensitive? Well, if you're in your mid-20's and going on extended climbing trips, you've got a pretty goddamn good life, so quit trying to find your climber god/goddess, enjoy the sunshine, and have a one or two-night fling once in awhile, while SOBER, with someone you like. But don't expect them to save your life. Duh. Edited June 2, 2007 by E-rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallShoes Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 God you are so fucking jaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Hey Ladies, do you drive up a beat-up, rusted, early-model volvo? If so you would fit well into my theory that you can tell an emotionally fucked woman by the make and vintage of her automobile. Ever notice how the people who spend their time moping about how they can't find someone to love them, declaring they've sworn off cock/pussy/head/anal for the rest of their days, and spray about it incessantly on the teh interwebs, never seem to find a way to break that cycle???? - hmmmmm "Jaded" is a stupid word used by gen-Xers to justify a notion that you eventually reach a point in life where you can't live with anymore mistakes, say, "fuck it", and give in to the first emotionally-arrested, soft-cock/dry-puss who wants to get married. \ Forget your meds again, ecock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Hey Ladies, do you drive up a beat-up, rusted, early-model volvo? If so you would fit well into my theory that you can tell an emotionally fucked woman by the make and vintage of her automobile. Ever notice how the people who spend their time moping about how they can't find someone to love them, declaring they've sworn off cock/pussy/head/anal for the rest of their days, and spray about it incessantly on the teh interwebs, never seem to find a way to break that cycle???? - hmmmmm "Jaded" is a stupid word used by gen-Xers to justify a notion that you eventually reach a point in life where you can't live with anymore mistakes, say, "fuck it", and give in to the first emotionally-arrested, soft-cock/dry-puss who wants to get married. Did this post come across as insensitive? Well, if you're in your mid-20's and going on extended climbing trips, you've got a pretty goddamn good life, so quit trying to find your climber god/goddess, enjoy the sunshine, and have a one or two-night fling once in awhile, while SOBER, with someone you like. But don't expect them to save your life. Duh. So true for some... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 I didn't become jaded or swear-off anything. I simply decided it insane to remain in a relationship of abuse only for the sake of a cultural institution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 (edited) I shit on the CAFE, FUCKAZZ!!!!!!! All your feelings..... DIE!!!!!! :rage: Edited June 3, 2007 by E-rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 (edited) Rudy said: Forget your meds again, ecock? E-cock says: Suck a fuck, Senor Short and Fat. Don't make me go all Prozac Nation on ALL of your Cafe posts. Dwayner says: My your mouth is dirty, why don't I wash it with soap? Edited June 3, 2007 by E-rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 There is also a town in California named after me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Just find a man..any man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 Just find a man..any man! Weird. My last major depression startetd *while* I was married... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Must have still been single in your heart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted June 5, 2007 Author Share Posted June 5, 2007 Must have still been single in your heart? Let's not go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Just find a man..any man! Weird. My last major depression startetd *while* I was married... I KNEW you were a volvo driver! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 There is also a town in California named after me. I caught a "fuck-off" from my semi-ex for saying, "look, they named a creek after you", when passing this sign on I-25 in Wyoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 I took this shot outside of Sundance, WY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 What a waste of sign paint, they could have just called it Woman Creek, same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 wow- so this is what happens when i ignore the board for a few days. nice 1) dru, no matter how wealthy you are, you're still canadian. thus, not worthy of boytoy status. 2)PP is the cat's meow and would restore knotzen's faith in men. but as usual the good ones are taken. 3)knotzen should go find herself a hot young belay buddy/bivy partner. she can train the young pup to do all the tricks she likes. 4)men of all ages are the bestest. (and archy even though she's a girl) especially the one that shares my address. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 I also have one of Dead Horse Creek, but I don't want to feel the wrath of madame minx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 ZZ-after this weekend, feel free to post that pic and possibly one of the actual horse that died in the creek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Rudy said: Forget your meds again, ecock? E-cock says: Suck a fuck, Senor Short and Fat. Don't make me go all Prozac Nation on ALL of your Cafe posts. Dwayner says: My your mouth is dirty, why don't I wash it with soap? for christmas ecock, i'm gonna get you one of those pill boxes that have a slot for S M T W Th F S to keep you cheery... no go take your pillz, bitch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I love you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 i have that effect on women, even though i'm a guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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