i_like_sun Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Yeah, my house buddy just bought one off of eBay, and he seems to think its the damn funniest thing since toilet paper! Everytime someone comes over, he sneakily disapears for a few minutes, then jumps out with this little black box that makes a sound that only Satan himself could appreciate. He also startles people in the middle of the night who walk by a 1:00am. BLLuuhhhhhh..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 the guy sounds like a real barrel of Seahawks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 the guy sounds like a real barrel of Seahawks They probably bought the rape alarm for you, to keep you away from your own ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallShoes Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 the guy sounds like a real barrel of Seahawks They probably bought the rape alarm for you, to keep you away from your own ass. Wow, that sure was a zinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
111 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 love those things! a friend of mine does the same shit. as long as you arent too close, it works out nicely, but man, what a horrible noise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 Oh god....... rape alarm..... yeah, it is both insanely funny but somehow just a deeply, deeply cruel prank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Can someone please tell me what this thread is about……very confusing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Can someone please tell me what this thread is about……very confusing? DC bought a Rape alarm to keep himself from his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Can someone please tell me what this thread is about……very confusing? DC bought a Rape alarm to keep himself from his ass. Hee hee. does it go off when it detects lube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Can someone please tell me what this thread is about……very confusing? DC bought a Rape alarm to keep himself from his ass. Hee hee. does it go off when it detects lube? Goes off when it hears the words "My precious" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Isn't there a law against noob boobs like i_like_sun_WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Isn't there a law against noob boobs like i_like_sun_WTF? Nope....spray protects them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 Yeah, its a little black box that makes an extremely high pitch shrieking sound. Supposed to sound like someone is getting raped.... Its insanely funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 (edited) Supposed to sound like someone is getting raped.... Its insanely funny! That is supposed to funny!?!?!? I don't see how something called a rape box can be considered funny, I find it pretty fucking disgusting that someone can market something like this. Gotta love the US where the sound of someone getting raped is found to be funny. Fucking idiotic!!! Edited May 2, 2007 by ken4ord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I'm glad you said it Ken4ord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I think the intended use of the alarm is to prevent rape by drawing attention to the victim during an attack. I don't think it is supposed to sound like someone getting raped. Here I am, thinking "I_like_sun" is a smart kid. Maybe he should change his avatar to "I_like_dumbassery". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Unfortunately, it's been proven that screaming, yelling rape, etc doesn't work. Women who attend self defense classes are often told to yell something like "I've dropped my diamonds" in order to get people's attention. Apparently, folks don't want to "get involved" when they hear a woman screaming. Note that I have never heard on of these alarms, so I don't know what one actually sounds like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 You could hang out with I_like_dumbassery's room mate. He sounds like a fun guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I think I'd probably grab the alarm thingy and shove it right up his ass. Of course, I'd record the sound so I could play it over and over again for my friends. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLC Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Apparently, folks don't want to "get involved" when they hear a woman screaming Actually, what has been established through repeated experimentation is the principle of "diffusion of responsibility". Basically, if you are by yourself and you hear a woman screaming, there is almost a 100% chance that you will investigate. If there are five people around, odds are that one of you will check it out. If there are twenty people around, maybe someone will look. But, if there are one hundred witnesses, no one will do anything, because at that point you are only 1% responsible for acting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 2, 2007 Author Share Posted May 2, 2007 You could hang out with I_like_dumbassery's room mate. He sounds like a fun guy. Yeah, he's a crazy nut. He seems to get off by totally screwing with people..... Just this morning there were these two 14 year olds playing in the street taking pictures of each other. One of them then pretended to pole dance on a stop sign, and my buddy opens the window and yells at the top of his lungs "YEAH MYSPACE!!!" Then he let the rape alarm work its magic.... The girls, completely horrified, bolted up the street and I seriously almost die laughing..... I_like_laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythosgrl Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Supposed to sound like someone is getting raped.... Its insanely funny! That is supposed to funny!?!?!? I don't see how something called a rape box can be considered funny, I find it pretty fucking disgusting that someone can market something like this. Gotta love the US where the sound of someone getting raped is found to be funny. Fucking idiotic!!! THank you for saying that. I agree. It's sad how twisted our humor has become. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 2, 2007 Author Share Posted May 2, 2007 Actually, the alarm itself when used in the ways I've described doesn't have any relationship to the actual [act] of rape. Its simply the sound of it that is so darn funny. Personally I do agree with the statements that "humor and rape" should absolutely NOT be in the same sentance. There is NOTHING funny about rape whatsoever, and the fact that my buddy's little devise is called a "rape alarm" does strike me as mildly offensive. To simplify it and decharge the situation, the only thing funny about the devise is its sound (which totally is not human sounding) and the reactions it elicits. Seriously, it sounds more like toy gost than anything and people just freak out about it - and thats funny! Sorry if I've offended anyone. This post was intended to share the simple humor in startling innocent people... Not to joke about rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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