olyclimber Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 This morning the barista at the drive through espresso by my house said "how would you like to do a triple shot on me?". I immediately felt dizzy and left her a large tip. My americano tasked different and now I have a strange amount of energy. Can someone explain what happened? I can't stop thinking about what she meant by the "triple shot". I feel tinglely and I'm not sure if I should stop at that espresso stand again. Help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Maybe it was the new Psilocybin latte. Are things getting weird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Drug dealers credo: "The first one is free" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 i think Oly went to the lingerie coffee stand. it was the new tequila espresso. he was supposed to grab the lime she was holding and do a body shot but he got flustered and blew it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTM Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 It usually means she had an extra shot of espresso laying around from the last coffee nOOb who came by and only got a single. She didn't want to just dump it, so offered you a 3rd one free, even though it had turned. jokes on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 12, 2007 Author Share Posted March 12, 2007 so you don't think she wanted to make sexy time with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Translation: "I had to become a sexy barista after dropping out of high school this year and I am trying really hard to squeeze a tip out of you so I can support my bastard child" Or: "I had a shitty weekend and I want to grudgefuck you after I get you so wired that you cannot speak in complete sentences" Either way, I hope you enjoyed it, Big Boy. Wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean know what I mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 12, 2007 Author Share Posted March 12, 2007 i enjoy dirty thoughts with my coffee in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 I think she wanted a little foam on her latte oly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 At your age, a triple shot would probably take about a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 That's 168 hours of pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallShoes Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Ahh, but the joy is in the struggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 12, 2007 Author Share Posted March 12, 2007 At your age, a triple shot would probably take about a week. there is no new information in your post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Ahh, but the joy is in the struggle. Oly, there is no new info in this post either. Doesn't mean that is itn't titilating... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 So much so that I can't even hit the right keys. Goodness gracious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallShoes Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 So much so that I can't even hit the right keys. Goodness gracious. Too much titillation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 No, it's because I'm gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Typing with one hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithisheaven Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 so you don't think she wanted to make sexy time with me? We all know what u look like so my guess would be NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 12, 2007 Author Share Posted March 12, 2007 in your case i'm sure the feeling is mutual. you come across so ugly online that i'm sure your presence in person can't make up for it. sickie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 12, 2007 Author Share Posted March 12, 2007 of course i would never say something so mean, so clearly so you can't blame me for saying it. clearly someone else got a hold of my keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Translation: "I had to become a sexy barista after dropping out of high school this year and I am trying really hard to squeeze a tip out of you so I can support my bastard child" Or: "I had a shitty weekend and I want to grudgefuck you after I get you so wired that you cannot speak in complete sentences" Either way, I hope you enjoyed it, Big Boy. Wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean know what I mean What is with you and this word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 in your case i'm sure the feeling is mutual. you come across so ugly online that i'm sure your presence in person can't make up for it. sickie Nice one skull I never new you could channel such an inner meany man. Say, did you pick up any coffee? Just wondering if you've had your morning pick up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 mmmmmm, liquid sunshine, makes me all foamy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.