Matt Damon Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer da earth, I had a twiffic pwan, I fought it'd work, Tried to get the earfrings to kill each other you see, But it all went wrong and now I must decwee - You are worthwess Alec Baldwin, You are worthwess Alec Baldwin, You failed in evwy way and now my stock in you has fallen, Your career is stallin' and, You're worthwess Alec Baldwin, That's why I bwew your head of and your children are all bawrin'. Planet Gyron is inhabited with Xypods like me, But also with Balmaks who are giant bees, Xypods and the Balmaks are at constant war, So we wanted a new home and that's what earth was for, But you are worthwess Alec Baldwin, You are worthwess Alec Baldwin, You fucked up my whole pwan and now Gyron is smeared with Balmak powwen, Your garbage needs some hauwin' and, You're worthwess Alec Baldwin, Now I must return home a faiwiure, I'm afraid the pit of Cryrock is calling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy66 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Am i the only one that this strikes as "weirdo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Boston sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 So. He still nailed Kim Basinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 y-AXTx4PcKI one of my favorite all time movies. coffee is for closers only beeyotch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 What movie is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Glengarry Glen Ross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 LqeC3BPYTmE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Glengarry Glen Ross Thanks Oly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Glengarry Glen Ross is a great movie. I don't know what the second clip is from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Hey! Good morning there superstar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Glengarry Glen Ross is a great movie. I don't know what the second clip is from. Did not watch it but Alec B sitting in a court room. Has to be Malice. Great movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artschool Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Alec Baldwin is a scene stealer in Scorsese's latest flick, "The Departed" "I need a cigarette. You want a cigarette? Are you one of those fitness freaks? You are a fitness freak! Fuck you! I think I paraphrased that a bit but his delivery is, as usual, spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 That scene from Glengarry above is reminiscient of the '56 "Twelve Angry Men"... so many great actors in the same room at the same time, anywhere you look it's a joy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Alec Baldwin is a scene stealer in Scorsese's latest flick, "The Departed" "I need a cigarette. You want a cigarette? Are you one of those fitness freaks? You are a fitness freak! Fuck you! I think I paraphrased that a bit but his delivery is, as usual, spot on. The Departed was a pleasure to watch! And although I am not a Baldwin fan, that scene was indeed wonderful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Another great Glen Garry line: Al Pacino: ...kinda like taking one of those dumps that makes you feel like you slept for a week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Another great Glen Garry line: Al Pacino: ...kinda like taking one of those dumps that makes you feel like you slept for a week, and then you look down in the bowl, and there's Kevbone staring up at you... from the Director's Cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 We're sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Alec Baldwin is a scene stealer in Scorsese's latest flick, "The Departed" "I need a cigarette. You want a cigarette? Are you one of those fitness freaks? You are a fitness freak! Fuck you! I think I paraphrased that a bit but his delivery is, as usual, spot on. I saw this last night. It was like this X 30 or 40: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artschool Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I agree oly. The last 10 minutes of the film it seems like all the principle characters get shot in the head. (sorry about the spoiler to those who haven't seen it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Who would have thought that just because I go to see a movie the night before it would win the academy award? I actually didn't think it was all of that, but then I guess it depends on what it was up against. Or more likely they just gave it to Scorsese because he was due. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Marmot Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 matt damon wouldn't last 10 seconds in the meadows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 King Marmot, eat the sweaty waistband of my shorts. When I saw (or should I say "experienced") Good Will Hunting, I laughed, I cried, I got shinsplints of the soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink_chalk Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Alec Baldwin is a scene stealer in Scorsese's latest flick, "The Departed" "I need a cigarette. You want a cigarette? Are you one of those fitness freaks? You are a fitness freak! Fuck you! I think I paraphrased that a bit but his delivery is, as usual, spot on. Just saw this film Saturday at the Bagdad. Alec was awesome. Between him and Marky-Mark, they stole the film. Alec's character reminds me of a guy at work. Double type-A and loves to say "fu$k you". Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Matt Damon! If you liked The Departed, you should check out the Hong Kong original, Infernal Affairs. It's clear that the recent film is indeed a remake, but with an American ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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