David Trippett Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 maybe it's an old one but I just heard this... An aid climber, sport climber, and trad climber are in a public restroom. The sport climber finishes and goes to wash his hands, he washes only his fingers. He says "as a sport climber I learned to never waste energy" The aid climber finishes and washes his hands up to the elbow. He says "as an aid climber I learned to be thorough" The trad climber zips ups and walks out of the bathroom, all eyes are on him and he simply replies "I didn't piss on myself" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy66 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 funny .LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 I read somewhere that if a guy is alone in a public washroom they will wash hands after urinating only about 15% of the time but if another man is in the room the % washing goes up to 85%. Peer pressure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy66 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 so we hope that there are multi-people in the male restrooms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 I free pour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 I read somewhere that if a guy is alone in a public washroom they will wash hands after urinating only about 15% of the time but if another man is in the room the % washing goes up to 85%. Peer pressure! Same probably applies to defacation, where it is much more important to wash hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BachelorTravis Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 How is sport climbing like getting head from a guy? If feels good until you look down and realize you're totally gay sickie sickie sickie sickie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 You can't sport climb in prison! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketch Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 I read somewhere that if a guy is alone in a public washroom they will wash hands after urinating only about 15% of the time but if another man is in the room the % washing goes up to 85%. Peer pressure! You mean Pee-er pressure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 i pissed on the neighbor chick when i was six. i think that was the first time i ever got grounded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BachelorTravis Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 maybe it's an old one but I just heard this... An aid climber, sport climber, and trad climber are in a public restroom. The sport climber finishes and goes to wash his hands, he washes only his fingers. He says "as a sport climber I learned to never waste energy" The aid climber finishes and washes his hands up to the elbow. He says "as an aid climber I learned to be thorough" The trad climber zips ups and walks out of the bathroom, all eyes are on him and he simply replies "I didn't piss on myself" I hear pebble wrestlers don't wash also but that's because they squat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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