kevbone Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Working Population Who's working anyway? The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 20 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 kiss my ass. i'm multi-tasking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 Arent you a govy EE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 hell no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Work, isn't that a four letter word. Moderators, Please remove this profanity!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 we've never edited for profanity, only spelling and grammar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 Nobody works here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmuja Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 In my country, there is no word for "work". We just say, "Im going to get stuck on I-5 now dear, goodbye til next week". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 In my country, there is no word for "work". We just say, "Im going to get stuck on I-5 now dear, goodbye til next week". Hee Hee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I have an artsy job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I'm not working Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 I'm not working Your working on recovering! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I'm sure he wishes he was working on pounding a few back :tup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 Or just pounding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I'm sure he wishes he was working on pounding a few back :tup: Exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 (edited) WTF, 160 mil retired out of 300 mil You forgot about the illegals. They do all the work. It's just like the Roman Empire, but with Mexicans. Edited February 21, 2007 by G-spotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 WTF, 160 mil retired out of 300 mil You forgot about the illegalsw. They do all the work. It's just like the Roman Empire, but with Mexicans. Do you even live in the USA? You frickin Cunuk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. :lmao: Is 1/10 people you know a Fed? Try 2 million. I think it's lower than that though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 So, maybe Kevbone did as well in math as in English at school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 WTF, 160 mil retired out of 300 mil You forgot about the illegalsw. They do all the work. It's just like the Roman Empire, but with Mexicans. Do you even live in the USA? You frickin Cunuk. There's only 30 million in Canada, Dru posts on CC.com for all of them and the other 29,999,999 are the ones actually out climbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 So, maybe Kevbone did as well in math as in English at school. Yeah, it's pretty obvious Kevbone got schooled again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 WTF, 160 mil retired out of 300 mil You forgot about the illegalsw. They do all the work. It's just like the Roman Empire, but with Mexicans. Do you even live in the USA? You frickin Cunuk. There's only 30 million in Canada, Dru posts on CC.com for all of them and the other 29,999,999 are the ones actually out climbing Now that is funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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