billcoe Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 BTW, I'd like to commend all of you (guys) for not talking sh*t about how long she would have to be dead before you wouldn't hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fear_and_greed Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Did you wipe your chin off after your clients were finished in your purdy mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I feel for the child....no mom will hurt.... Â Maybe I am cold hearted bastard, but this world is a much better place without her here. Hopefully child will be better off without her too, but that does suck to be motherless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Hmmm just woke up to say FUCK YOU KKK Â eat shit and die, Canuck motherfucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 .......dying young (probably of an overdose) ....... Â I'm betting Karen Carpenter Disease. Â Want to bet? Â Didn't Karen Carpenter die of anorexia? I can tell just by looking at her, whatever other fucked up issues she had, ANS wasn't anorexic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Hmmm just woke up to say FUCK YOU KKK Â eat shit and die, Canuck motherfucker! Â eat my cum crusted shorts, you ignoramus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Hmmm just woke up to say FUCK YOU KKK  eat shit and die, Canuck motherfucker!  eat my cum crusted shorts, you ignoramus  go suck a festering chancre sore from a cheap, syphillitic Vancouver whore, you pasty, anglo, Canuck, pinko dickwad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 a festering chancre sore from a cheap, syphillitic Vancouver whore, Â Kumskyjellykozak, you shouldn't talk about your mother that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 a festering chancre sore from a cheap, syphillitic Vancouver whore, Â Kumskyjellykozak, you shouldn't talk about your mother that way. Â stick to insulting people who are on the forum you fuckhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Your mama so fat that she need two sofas to sit down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 .......dying young (probably of an overdose) ....... Â I'm betting Karen Carpenter Disease. Â Want to bet? Â Anna Nicole Smith sang duets with Richard Carpenter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I feel for the child....no mom will hurt.... Â Maybe I am cold hearted bastard, but this world is a much better place without her here. Hopefully child will be better off without her too, but that does suck to be motherless. Â Celebrating someone's death for not getting their act together exposes a character flaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Maybe I am cold hearted bastard, but this world is a much better place without her here. Â Not really. I don't think the world will change with her demise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Squeezing controversy and even vitriole out of an issue like this takes a level of talent I didn't think was present, even here. I'm impressed. Â KKK is finally revealing that soft chewy center he's been hiding through his touching compassion for a dead billionairess former Playmate of the Year turned serial mother. Go easy on him. Nurture it. After all, next week it could be Pamela Anderson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Gotta like those two guys hoping for the jackpot. And it all comes down to who was the lucky guy who knocked her up. Talk about a reversal...99 times out of 100 guys would be hoping for the opposite with a paternity test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007  eat my cum crusted shorts, you ignoramus  Who let Trask back in da housz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I feel for the child....no mom will hurt.... Â Maybe I am cold hearted bastard, but this world is a much better place without her here. Hopefully child will be better off without her too, but that does suck to be motherless. Â Celebrating someone's death for not getting their act together exposes a character flaw. Â Judging that someone has a character flaw for the celebrating of someone's death for not getting their act together exposes a character flaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 This thread is dead from unknown causes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I feel for the child....no mom will hurt.... Â Maybe I am cold hearted bastard, but this world is a much better place without her here. Hopefully child will be better off without her too, but that does suck to be motherless. Â Celebrating someone's death for not getting their act together exposes a character flaw. Â Judging that someone has a character flaw for the celebrating of someone's death for not getting their act together exposes a character flaw. Â Judging someone to have a character flaw for judging that someone has a character flaw for celebrating someones death for not getting their act together exposes a character flaw. Â Get original NOOB. This could continue on and on and on and on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Gotta like those two guys hoping for the jackpot. And it all comes down to who was the lucky guy who knocked her up. Talk about a reversal...99 times out of 100 guys would be hoping for the opposite with a paternity test. Â That is the funny part of this. They both want to be the father now. Poor kid, they don't give a shit about it, just the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 BREAKING NEWS   Zsa Zsa's husband: I might be baby's dad By NOAKI SCHWARTZ, Associated Press Writer 32 minutes ago    LOS ANGELES - The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter's father.  The claim by Prince Frederick von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father.  "If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.  He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead.  Von Anhalt, 59, and Gabor, 90, have been married for more than 20 years.  Gabor, a onetime sex symbol and star of such 1950s films as "Moulin Rouge" and "Queen of Outer Space," has been in declining health in recent years and suffered a stroke in 2005. She was partially paralyzed in a car crash in 2002.  Von Anhalt, who is Gabor's eighth husband, said he and Smith first met in the 1990s when Smith was still married to elderly oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II. He said Smith approached him and Gabor at the Plaza Hotel in New York.  "She was a very big fan of Zsa Zsa and wanted to be like Zsa Zsa," he said. "She wanted to be a princess."  He said the two started an affair soon after, meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York. For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife.  But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 BREAKING NEWS  Zsa Zsa's husband: I might be baby's dad By NOAKI SCHWARTZ, Associated Press Writer 32 minutes ago    LOS ANGELES - The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter's father.  The claim by Prince Frederick von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father.  "If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.  He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead.  Von Anhalt, 59, and Gabor, 90, have been married for more than 20 years.  Gabor, a onetime sex symbol and star of such 1950s films as "Moulin Rouge" and "Queen of Outer Space," has been in declining health in recent years and suffered a stroke in 2005. She was partially paralyzed in a car crash in 2002.  Von Anhalt, who is Gabor's eighth husband, said he and Smith first met in the 1990s when Smith was still married to elderly oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II. He said Smith approached him and Gabor at the Plaza Hotel in New York.  "She was a very big fan of Zsa Zsa and wanted to be like Zsa Zsa," he said. "She wanted to be a princess."  He said the two started an affair soon after, meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York. For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife.  But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them.   Wow....does it ever end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Gotta like those two guys hoping for the jackpot. And it all comes down to who was the lucky guy who knocked her up. Talk about a reversal...99 times out of 100 guys would be hoping for the opposite with a paternity test. Â That is the funny part of this. They both want to be the father now. Poor kid, they don't give a shit about it, just the money. They're all lying! I AM the father of Anna Nicole's baby. And I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MONEY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I am the father of Anna's pet hampster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Gotta like those two guys hoping for the jackpot. And it all comes down to who was the lucky guy who knocked her up. Talk about a reversal...99 times out of 100 guys would be hoping for the opposite with a paternity test. Â That is the funny part of this. They both want to be the father now. Poor kid, they don't give a shit about it, just the money. They're all lying! I AM the father of Anna Nicole's baby. And I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MONEY! Â as long as the baby is a girl, it's technologically feasible as of last decade. better get your lawyer ready to join the brawl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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