Cobra_Commander Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 PDX mercury is right. The 3-story Barry Manilow poster is unacceptable. I don't care what cause it's for. I have to look at that thing every fucking day, Barry, leering down on me as I go to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 I wish they'd bring back the rockstar energy poster with the girl in the silver swimsuit. Only took maybe 8 hours before there were a few well-aimed paintball shots to the crotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Attack of the 50 Foot Facelift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 (But literally 3 stories high) Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Listen, buddy, when YOU write the songs, you can replace him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I think Barry is crying for a paintball bunker buster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 I don't want to replace him, I simply do not want to look at his 4 foot nose hairs every morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Don't make the young girls cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbingPanther Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 He was one bitter grapefruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 That's what you get for constructing the liar on the ghetto side of town. Â If the commander had done his homework he could be plotting world domination in a property tax protected lair with annual returns on his property value as good as the views. Â You won't see any 3-story Barry Manilow poster over here... in fact you don't even have to worry about getting ran over by tapas eating hipsters pushing fixe cruisers in cigarette jeans that didn't see you because their hip bedhead haircut also blocks their field of view. Â Just boot the overgrown rat dogs when they get in the way and hop the trolley down to Powells. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 PDX mercury is right. The 3-story Barry Manilow poster is unacceptable. I don't care what cause it's for. I have to look at that thing every fucking day, Barry, leering down on me as I go to work. Â You got a problem with Barry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 FWA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 PDX mercury is right. Â Is that like Freddy Mercury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I don't want to replace him, I simply do not want to look at his 4 foot nose hairs every morning. Â Sounds to me like he has his own place in your soul. Does he make you think of love and special things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 at the cobra, cobracommander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 but that was thirty years ago, when he used to have a ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 FWA? Â What does this mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbingPanther Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 does anybody ever get my california raisins quotes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Anyone who can pull off 400 square feet of velure has got my vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Attack of the 50 Foot Facelift. Â listen, you could do us all a favor and follow barry's lead. when you're old and saggy get it nipped and tucked. it's the thoughtful thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 And give up the simplicity of being congenitally ugly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 stfu it's velours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 SHHHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gslater Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 PDX mercury is right. The 3-story Barry Manilow poster is unacceptable. I don't care what cause it's for. I have to look at that thing every fucking day, Barry, leering down on me as I go to work. Â So would you rather have to look at the poster, or actually go to his concert next Monday, like I do? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancegranite Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 at the cobra, cobracommander. Ha! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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