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it's because my nails are too long. every once in a while my nails start to get a little long. initially i enjoy the increased ability long nails have for pulling buggers out of your nose, escpecially if they're way up there. but then i start picking my nose too aggressively and scratching spots.

 

guess i'll have to break down and clip my nails. :rolleyes:

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it's because my nails are too long. every once in a while my nails start to get a little long. initially i enjoy the increased ability long nails have for pulling buggers out of your nose, escpecially if they're way up there. but then i start picking my nose too aggressively and scratching spots.

 

Maybe if you could grow your schnoz this big you'd have more harvesting room:

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...to the fourth knuckle...

 

My Dog, man, what the hell species are you?

 

Your strange digital construction aside, I agree with your sentiment completely.

 

Speaking of stealing a joke from my kid...

 

Q: How do you make a handkerchief dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it.

 

ba-dum ching!

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ok so i finally clipped my nails.

 

i'm rediscovering the joy of friction boogers. you know, you get your finger up there and maximimize surface area and ever so gently peel one off. it's the little things in life.

 

Again, pure eloquence. Friction bougars are great!

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You can pick your friends

and you can pick your nose.

But you can't pick your friend's nose.

 

You can pick your friends

You can pick your nose

But, you can't wipe your friends under the couch after you pick'em.

 

This was the auto sig on my nephew's e-mail!

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You must admit that there is something deeply satisfying about having your index finger jambed to the fourth knuckle inside your cranium. Somehow I find it centers me.

This seems a natural point to segue into fisting, but I'll leave that to somebody else. :blush:

 

Now that really hurts!!! :cry:

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