Mr_Phil Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Virgin birth on Christmas. Although I somehow suspect Layton was involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Virgin birth on Christmas. Although I somehow expect Layton was involved. Jesus Christ, fucking gossip central around here. how do you get this info so fast?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 who knew a lizard would even get close layton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enelson Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 i am pretty sure jesus was really some alien/lizard thing born by Parthenogenesis. i still like the presents though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 What was that? Jesus is gonna do Thermogenesis? Did he hook up with Arc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Funny enough, the unmarried actress who played Mary in the Nativity Story is knocked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Wow. I know actors/actresses really go to extreme lengths to get into their part, but that's a little overboard don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 God-zilla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 jesus was the middle child of three, but he was walking on the lake and shit so they had to explain it somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 The genetics of self-fertilization in lizards means that all her hatchlings would have to be male. These would grow up to mate with their own mother and therefore, within one generation, there would potentially be a population able to reproduce normally on the new island Virgin birth is abnormal, but knocking up Mom is normal? Hmmm. Strange lives these scientists lead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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