le mare mountain Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 and thanks for the welcome.. much appreciated... now my jingle bell and I are out the door! back later this eve.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 (edited) [font:Arial Black] Â OMFG PEOPLE GETTING SUCKED Â INTO THE SPRAY VORTEX Â AND SHIZZLE [/font] Edited December 21, 2006 by lI1|1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 and thanks for the welcome.. much appreciated... now my jingle bell and I are out the door! back later this eve.. Â I think we have set a spray addiction record here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 and thanks for the welcome.. much appreciated... now my jingle bell and I are out the door! back later this eve.. Â I think we have set a spray addiction record here. Â No shit...Doo. I logged off for a few thinking I would be able to stay away. I have shit I have to do before leaving work today. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Wow, that was sure fun. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 and thanks for the welcome.. much appreciated... now my jingle bell and I are out the door! back later this eve.. Â I think we have set a spray addiction record here. Â No shit...Doo. I logged off for a few thinking I would be able to stay away. I have shit I have to do before leaving work today. Shit. Â not you dumb ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flush_Amazing Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Excuse me, maybe you expert campers on this website forum can answer my question. Â At what temperature does snow burn? Does REI carry matches that are good enough so I can make a campfire in the ice cave to avoid the hypothermicals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Snow burns at 150 mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Excuse me, maybe you expert campers on this website forum can answer my question. At what temperature does snow burn? Does REI carry matches that are good enough so I can make a campfire in the ice cave to avoid the hypothermicals?  Hey Poopie, Why not burn your toilet paper? Or bring along dung patties like they do in Asia. Heat your snowcave for a month. No more death.  Duh.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Jones Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I saw mommy fondling Santa Claus. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I saw Phil Jones fondling an elf ... or was that a toddler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I saw mommy fondling Santa Claus.  And I saw you in a clown suit fondling a 5 year old.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 *** You are ignoring this assclown. *** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 *** You are ignoring this assclown. *** Â No just ignoring you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clavote Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Excuse me, maybe you expert campers on this website forum can answer my question. At what temperature does snow burn? Does REI carry matches that are good enough so I can make a campfire in the ice cave to avoid the hypothermicals?  Snow does not burn unless you add plenty of gasoline. Not that coleman crap. Good high octane gas. Lots of it. Don't be a cheap ass and skimp on quantity.  You can siphon this gas from your car's tank and put it in a nalgene.  You can have fun with this too by offering your friends a drink of "water" from you nalgene. Just be ready with matches because they will spray after the first gulp and you want to light the spray and impress your other friends in camp with your fire breathing buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Does REI carry matches that are good enough so I can make a campfire in the ice cave to avoid the hypothermicals? Â You can siphon this gas from your car's tank and put it in a nalgene. Gawd, another newbie assclown. Â The proper climbing protocol is to siphon gas from the tank of the vehicle *next* to you at the TH. Especially that stupid shiny SUV. Prepared climbers keep a small prybar to pop open the gas lid. Â It's stupid to steal your own gas, as you would hate to run out on the drive home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I'm not a climber, but I was wondering about something that happened to me at the trailhead. Â Someone, and I believe it was someone from Oregon, given the license plate of the only other vehicle there, left the head of a crawdad on my car ariel. Â Should I be concerned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I'm not a climber, but I was wondering about something that happened to me at the trailhead. Â Someone, and I believe it was someone from Oregon, given the license plate of the only other vehicle there, left the head of a crawdad on my car ariel. Â Should I be concerned? Â Yeah, come to think of it, should I be equally concerned about the double headed dildo I found stuck in the tailpipe of my car this one time I went hiking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Yeah, come to think of it, should I be equally concerned about the double headed dildo I found stuck in my ass this one time I went hiking? Â Too much information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Jones Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I'm not a climber, but I was wondering about something that happened to me at the trailhead. Â Someone, and I believe it was someone from Oregon, given the license plate of the only other vehicle there, left the head of a crawdad on my car ariel. Â Should I be concerned? Â Yeah, come to think of it, should I be equally concerned about the double headed dildo I found stuck in the tailpipe of my car this one time I went hiking? Â Is it identical to your favorite one? Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Jones Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I saw mommy fondling Santa Claus.  And I saw you in a clown suit fondling a 5 year old.  Yeah, but she had real big tits.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodsgirl Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Actually, he has 4 legs, plus I painted two on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 My concern, woodsy, is that as a rather small alpine rodent, I need to evaluate my predators. An obese three legged, albiet flying, cat is not too threatening. However six legs?? I may have to stay underground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodsgirl Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Â For 10 bucks, Dumpster Kitty will tell you the answer to any questions you may have. Just donate the $ to cc and the knowledge will be yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodsgirl Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I would be watching the rooster, if I was a small furry critter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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