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best of cc.com TAUNTAUNS - WORTH THE WEIGHT????

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Tauntauns are 2 m (6.6 ft) tall bipeds, indigenous to the ice planet Hoth. Tauntauns are covered with white fur, downturned horns, four nostrils, and have a foul body odour. They are omnivorous, subsisting off lichens found in hoarfrost as well as eating mushrooms and other fungi found in ice caves. They give birth to two young at a time, twice in one Hoth year. They are used as mounts by the Rebel Alliance, and have been exported offworld to other cold-climate regions (including Coruscant's polar caps) for use as mounts, beasts of burden, and tourist attractions. The thick layers of fat and fur provide adequate protection from the cold during the daytime, but tauntauns cannot survive the plummeting night temperatures without shelter. Tauntauns are sometimes preyed upon by the wampa.

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Tauntauns were a species of omnivorous reptomammals who were indigenous to the icy planet of Hoth. Tauntauns were genetically similar to Kybucks and featured a mix of traditionally reptilian features, such as a lack of mammary glands and scaly skin. They were also warm-blooded, covered in fur (which ranged from gray to white), and gave birth to live young; mammalian characteristics. Known subspecies included the glacier tauntaun, climbing tauntaun, and the giant tauntaun (also referred to as the common tauntaun).

 

 

Tauntauns possessed numerous evolutionary adaptations to the bitter, cold environs of Hoth. Those adaptations included wide feet for running across icy surfaces, swiveling ears, thick blubber, chambered lungs and dual nostrils that warmed incoming air, and a digestive system that excreted wastes as oils through skin pores, producing a distinctive odor. The most important feature of tauntaun physiology was their unique blood mixture that was resistant to the tundra winds and kept their organs from freezing. Despite these adaptations, tauntauns sought shelter at night to avoid the extreme nighttime temperatures of Hoth. When shelter was unavailable, they used their evolved ability to hibernate during low nighttime temperatures. Some tauntaun breeds actually froze to death if awakened after sundown. When not eating fungus and lichens found in hoarfrost, tauntauns ate ice scrabblers and Hoth hogs.

 

Tauntauns were matriarchal animals and lived in herds of twenty to thirty individuals. Horn-butting matches were common among both males and females who hoped to establish dominance. Tauntauns were able to give birth to two young at a time, which would occur twice within one Hoth year. Though they lacked mammary glands, tauntauns could regurgitate a form of "milk" produced in their crops.

 

I THINK THIS "MILK" SUBSTANCE SHOULD BE RESEARCHED.T

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Duh, we all know Land Sharks don't exist.

 

 

Hey CBS, I gotta a flower delivery for you at your front door. Send your wife. Do you have any oreos?

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HOLD ON. I WONDER IF SAR CAN USE TAUNTAUN "MILK" TO WITHSTAND THE EXTREME COLD. I'M NOT A CLIMBER AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND BASIC FUNDAMENTAL LOGIC, BUT I THINK THIS IS WORTH A SHOT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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I HEAR TIED-OFF TAUNTAUNS WORK GREAT FOR RESCUES FROM 1/2 MILE DEEP CREVASSES.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO YOUR LOCAL SAR.

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I would like to employ my expert marksmanship, which I learned in the special forces, on that fucking flying cat, but I'm still reloading. I'll have to get back to you.

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I invented masturbation. The fellatio and cunnilingus when I was forced to share the joy.

 

in that case

 

THANK YOU GOD AND I LOVE YOU :moondance:

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I AM SPRAYING FROM MY VAN RIGHT NOW. SKIDDING IN THE MARINA PARKING LOT WITH CLEARWIRE!

 

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I AM SPRAYING FROM MY VAN RIGHT NOW. SKIDDING IN THE MARINA PARKING LOT WITH CLEARWIRE!

 

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

W00T

 

YAY CLEARWIRE.

 

hey E you got the 7 and 7???

we need a party soooooooonnn

how many months til the tuff is in?? :(

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