G-spotter Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 New study correlates obesity with increased oil consumption Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Smoother ride, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RemoWilliams Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 yeah but fat people carry more potential alternative energy -- if only you could harness the waves and ripples generated by movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythosgrl Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 i've actually wondered before how much fuel economy was decreased when heavier people were in the cars. I need not wonder anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Perhaps they could be rendered down and used as biodiesel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad_A Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Maybe they should make a law to make McDonalds, etc, give their leftover oil to the biodiesel manufacturers to repay their debt to the environment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Smoother ride, though. why do threads evolve eventually to sex talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Because of Satan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Because of Satan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I'm not drinking with you anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 never say never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 i've actually wondered before how much fuel economy was decreased when heavier people were in the cars. I need not wonder anymore. Save gas. Make your fat girl friend walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 another benefit of the fat Significant Other: better traction on slick roads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 another benefit of the fat Significant Other: better traction on slick roads. Right. Make her sit over the back wheels of your Ford Ranger next time it snows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 naked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 another benefit of the fat Significant Other: better traction on slick roads. Right. Make her sit over the back wheels of your Ford Ranger next time it snows. But, wouldn't it actually decrease traction if I made her shit all over the back wheels? Maybe if it were cold enough and the shit solidified to form heavy lugs... ...and she had eaten corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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