Recycled Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 After my last back, butt and ball waxing, it became apparent that I'm just too jumpy and stressed out. I went to get a soothing herbal colonic, but just couldn't decide which music to listen to while being clensed. Yanni's a bit stale, and the old stand-by water and wind sounds just don't do it for me anymore. What does everyone else listen to while getting your colonics done? BTW, I tried the Pretenders, but I just jumped around too much with sad consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I like to go with Sounds of the Rainforest: http://www.christiananswers.net/kids/sounds.html Before, I was trying naively to use Enya, but I'd always get riled up by her emotive crescendos, at the most inopportune times. But then I went trekking in the South American Jungle, and came down with the worst bout of effusive bowel distress you could imagine, brought on by one of the exotic natural parasites. Now when I listen to Rainforest, it all comes back to me and I can just open up on the spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaugg Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 colonic real bitch when buttcheeks clench due to crescendo enya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sitandbefit Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I know exactly how you feel. New Age is the soundtrack to my life. I follow the scene really closely and have found the new stuff lacking (I need music for self-reflection, not music that distracts). Here is a good article. Today's New Age Music is Crap I have to go now, my turtlenecks are ready at the dry cleaners. Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 You guys are cracking me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaugg Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 fresh wash black turtleneck luxury but watch for asphyxiation (ibronchitis) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 OMG - This is the funniest thread I've ever read on this board! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 this is what I do for stress relief: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Nice tidy whities there Gary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaugg Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 hard to relax after getting one's oil checked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Gary, that's not the best process by which to become buff: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Gary how can you relax with that horid outfit. Really don't you know that blue and yellow clash. Why just looking at those white cotton underwear makes me ill. I really need to light some sage and meditate now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I think you're mistaken. Yellow, green, and blue go well together. Check out Brazil's flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Gary I don't mean to be so bold, but it would really help if you had your aura adjusted. Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recycled Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 Au Contraire, tighty whities are the new black. Particularly when worn high with low pants. You heard it first here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 AK - is your avatar supposed to be Tom Hanks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 After my last back, butt and ball waxing, it became apparent that I'm just too jumpy and stressed out. I went to get a soothing herbal colonic, but just couldn't decide which music to listen to while being clensed. Yanni's a bit stale, and the old stand-by water and wind sounds just don't do it for me anymore. What does everyone else listen to while getting your colonics done? BTW, I tried the Pretenders, but I just jumped around too much with sad consequences. I listen to Baby Got Back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaugg Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 zaugg perturbed this morning - woke up to wrinkled yoga mat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 AK - is your avatar supposed to be Tom Hanks? Ricky, Bubbles, and Julian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkMcJizzy Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Let me be frank here, you look like a dumbshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Mark: Do you have a sister named Diane? I went to HS with a Diane McKillop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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