Squid Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 burn, , burn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 See, this is why there's never enough spontaneous combustion. or cowbell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Mos, they'll need to take special precautions with your combustible body. And a ranger I spoke to told me that they'll be handling Ivan with special care, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 "The exercise is going on smoothly despite" the blast, said director of public prosecutions Keriako Tobiko. Apparently director Tobiko and company have identified alternative means to "dispose" of the cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 See, this is why there's never enough spontaneous combustion. This however is not SHC! It does not count when you stick your head in a lit fireplace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 I bet there is a lot of bubbling, hissing and poping involved with that much body fat. There might also be a dismemberment surcharge if they need to cremate the body in multiple parts due to the capacity of the creamatorium. Or perhaps body fat is highly flamable and they need extra fire insurance in cases where things could get wildly out of control. Mostly I just don't want to think about this anymore. -r DONNELLY Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle. DUDE Well can we-- WALTER A hundred and eighty dollars?! DONNELLY They range up to three thousand. WALTER Yeah, but we're-- DUDE Can we just rent it from you? DONNELLY Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house. WALTER We're scattering the fucking ashes! DUDE Walter-- WALTER JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Thanatophobia Some times fear is healthy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 What do you call a fear of clicking on links? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 What do you call a fear of clicking on links? Bossaphobia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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