G-spotter Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 "Well, I still jack off manually" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 blow on my toes  won't that bother your boyfriend?  him? don't worry - he's a nihilist.  oh - that must be exhausting.  i'll suck your cock for a 1000$! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBRstreetgang Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 "Ve belive in notsing leboski" "Ya Notsing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 "Hey, nice marmot!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 dude - the chinaman is not the issue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Did I micturate upon your rug sir? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 "so - did you go crazy all at once or was it a slow gradual process?" Â shit - jeff bridges movie drift! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Tuff Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Don't be fatuous, Jeffery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 This aggression will not stand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Tuff Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Logjammin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Shomer fucking shabbos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! 8 year olds dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Don't be fatuous, Jeffery! you mean coitus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I liked The Dude in "The Vanishing" -- it was creepy <shudder> Â Â Â Had you had a fight recently? Â Not a fight, a thing. Â ...A thing? Â Yeah, a thing, don't you have a girlfriend? Â Yeah. And want you think is a thing you can bet your life she thinks is a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Trippett Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 The Big Lebowski: Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? Â [the Dude walks out and shuts the door] Â The Big Lebowski: The bums will always lose! Â Brandt: How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski? Â The Dude: Okay. The old man told me to take any rug in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 ah - fuck it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted March 21, 2006 Author Share Posted March 21, 2006 You're entering a world of pain, Larry. Â Mark it zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 larry - have you heard of vietnam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary. fuck! this occured to me whilst at the gym 2night as the most currently relevant and therefore amusing - come home to find i was scooped by a lousy fawking canuck (speaking of unworthy adversaries)! Â "the man in the black fucking pajamas..." Â "what are you? a fucking park ranger now?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted March 21, 2006 Author Share Posted March 21, 2006 "Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 "I did the twenty-three-hour Nose route to the top of El Capitan in eighteen hours and twenty-three minutes, I can get over this." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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