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"YOU CAN OPEN A BEER WITH ANY GEAR ON YOUR RACK"


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ONE OF YOU DUMB FUCKERS SAID THAT ONCE, I DARE YOU TO OPEN A BEER WITH A BLUE/BLACK HYBRID ALIEN. LETS SEE IT BITCH!!!

 

Beer in bottles: Whack bottle cap off with Alien.

 

Beer in cans: Girth hitch pull tab. Attach Alien to sling, insert Alien in crack. Pull on can. Voila!

 

You may now return to masturbating to the Victoria's Secret catalog.

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