EWolfe Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 How long have you been working at your current employment? If you've got a long reliable track record and you're company isn't facing a deadline then it's a lot easier. I'd fire you so you have lots of time to ski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 Independent. I am just curious. I still have to make excuses. Usually another contract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponzini Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 (edited) "I have a family emergency/situation that I need to take care of today" Just act depressed and chances are that nobody will question you. Edited December 6, 2005 by Ponzini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Me "Dude, did you see the snow report?" Boss "Let's call in sick tomorrow!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Invoke the "Powder Clause" hidden in yur contract, dummy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 "You're Honor, I'd like an extension in the briefing schedule." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackY Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 It's best if they don't know you're a skier, then maybe they won't make the connection and you can use any excuse you like. It's to late for me. I get just a little to happy at work when it starts to snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 My (non-existant) children are sick. I've jury duty/drs apt/family emergency. I'm in jail. (fluke diagnosis) Non-operable cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineRose Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 I'm taking the day off to go skiing. Duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korup Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Mention "intestinal parasites" and there will be no follow up questions, guaranteed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 You take the left line, I'll take the right one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurthicks Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I'll drive. w00t! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboboy Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Frankly, Mr Shankly, this position I've held it pays my way and it corrodes my soul I want to leave you will not miss me I want to go down in musical history - The Smiths (something along those lines) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaper_Jeffy Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I'm having menstrual pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenolith Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I'M TAKING A FUCKING MENTAL HEALTH DAY! ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal_Con Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I have an appointment with Dr. Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Just cut your fucking arm off with your new Hitachi miter saw (if it's up to the task). You don't need your arm for snowboarding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 Just cut your fucking arm off with your new Hitachi miter saw (if it's up to the task). You don't need your arm for snowboarding. More Of The Same Ummmm, are you trying to tell me something, K? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin_Matlock Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 me: "Can't (cough) make it (sneeze) in today, just don't feel (wheeze) any good." boss: "Ok I guess, but you are going to miss our big meeting and I wanted that report and......." blah blah blah Later that day... me: "OH, boss?!?!!? What are you doing up here????" boss: "Uhm, er... having a meeting?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstemley Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Well, you know we did work all last week and when the next storm cycle comes around, we gotta go no matter what, right cause next week, maybe sucversion, depressing high pressure blue skies crappy old sun in the eyes melt my fun to dirt and burn my lungs with smog winter time fun, think i'll go find a traffic jam to sit in and squint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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