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Has anybody else seen this movie? It is one of the weirdest films I've seen. It is also surprisingly good. Here is a sample dialogue from the movie:

 

"I want to poop back and forth

 

I'll poop into your butthole. And then you'll poop it back. Into my butthole. Then we'll just keep doing it. Back and forth. With the same poop. Forever.

 

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The band I listen to right now, nobody listens to. I am the only person at their shows. You guys are gonna be so jealous when the make it big. You will be like "man Trogdor is way cooler than all of us." I will probably be the fan club president and all you suckas will worship me. Although you probably worship me already so that wont be much of a change.

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You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here

in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good

Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and

Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're

good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing

to the soil.

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Nobody understands me because I am so deep.

In my work I make allusions to books that nobody else has read,

Music that nobody else has heard,

And art that nobody else has seen.

I can't help it

Because I am so much more intelligent

And well-rounded than everyone who surrounds me.

 

I stopped watching tv when I was six months old

Because it was so boring and stupid

And started reading books

And going to recitals

And art galleries.

I don't go to recitals anymore

Because my hearing is too sensitive

And I don't go to art galleries anymore

Because there are people there

And I can't deal with people

Because they don't understand me.

 

I stay home

Reading books that are beneath me,

And working on my work,

Which no one understands

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There's no one

Just me onry

Sitting on my rittle throne

I work very hard and make up great prans

But nobody ristens, no one understands

Seems that no one takes me serirousry

 

And so I'm ronery

A little ronery

Poor rittre me

 

There's nobody

I can rerate to

Feer rike a bird in a cage

It's kinda sihry

But not rearry

Because it's fihring my body with rage

 

I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit

But nobody here seems to rearize that

When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me

But untir then I'rr just be ronery

Rittre ronery, poor rittre me

I'm so ronery

I'm so ronery

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Nobody understands me because I am so deep.

In my work I make allusions to books that nobody else has read,

Music that nobody else has heard,

And art that nobody else has seen.

I can't help it

Because I am so much more intelligent

And well-rounded than everyone who surrounds me.

 

I stopped watching tv when I was six months old

Because it was so boring and stupid

And started reading books

And going to recitals

And art galleries.

I don't go to recitals anymore

Because my hearing is too sensitive

And I don't go to art galleries anymore

Because there are people there

And I can't deal with people

Because they don't understand me.

 

I stay home

Reading books that are beneath me,

And working on my work,

Which no one understands

 

That's beautiful, man. Who is that? Leonard Cohen?

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