Weekend_Climberz Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Jeez, you think that there's a CC.com'r there at the PI taking these pictures. Captions anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gidget Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 I am the ruler of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Everyone hates Clippy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Mr. Gates, during on of his infrequent brain farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Top that, Jobs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 "Damn, that V2 problem at Building 42 is killing me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 "Let's post War & Peace in small installments...for a fee!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 With this button, I can shut down 95% of the world's computers. Â *click* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehead Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Â !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 great minds, Stoney, great minds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 I'd trade my ! and my forty billion dollars for a just so I can be like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 "What do you mean, GOP Spam?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 "Wait, what am *I* doing at a conference on supercomputing?" Â Actually, the best mis-quote was from one of my colleagues who was mis-quoted in the Seattle Times as saying "We're hitting over a teraflop of sustained global bandwidth!" We'll be giving him a lot of shit over that for a long time, even though he didn't say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 I just bought an osbourne computer!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Â What do you mean someone already came up with a portable hard drive device that stores music? Ours is due to come out next spring! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 oh, snap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer_factor Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Here I am holding the key to our first entry in the automotive industry. Our new car is based on the Windows operating system and you can drive it with your mouse! We're still working on the anti-virus, however... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics: Â 1. For no reason at all, your car would crash twice a day. Â 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. Â 3. Occasionally, executing a manoeuver such as a left-turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, and you would have to reinstall the engine. Â 4. When your car died on the freeway for no reason, you would just accept this, restart and drive on. Â 5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought 'Car95' or 'CarNT', and then added more seats. Â 6. Apple would make a car powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would run on only five per cent of the roads. Â 7. Oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single 'general car default' warning light. Â 8. New seats would force every-one to have the same size butt. Â 9. The airbag would say 'Are you sure?' before going off. Â 10. Occasionally, for no reason, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed the radio antenna. Â 11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of road maps from Rand-McNally (a subsidiary of GM), even though they neither need them nor want them. Trying to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 per cent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department. Â 12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. Â 13. You would press the 'start' button to shut off the engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 g-spot? Women like what! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 mmmmmm  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 funny! But what's puzzling me is why it took you 7 hours to find this thread, conjure up the thought, find the proper images, and PhotoShop the pic. You're slowing down, Dru... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 I only have PhotoShop at home, duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 It took you over 5 hours to respond to his post! sheesh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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