layton Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "Hows da wedder?" "Hows da wedder?" "WHAT?????" "WHO IS THIS???" "Hows da wedder?" "No good lines left!" "Good rock in the Sierras" "Let's stop for coffee!" "Good napkins at Wendy's" "WHAT???" "Hows da wedder?" "we should get some cooleys to share the loads!" "sdfgklsjdfgRETE$#%$FDgdsgsdFG" "haaaaaaccccccck!!!! haawwwkkkkkkk!!!" "crappy wedder da whole time!" "I know some guys in (insert any town)" "How the hell should I know?" "WHAT???" and so forth! Kids love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Any parties going on in portland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellan Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 I'll take your gurl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted November 16, 2005 Author Share Posted November 16, 2005 hey jt, how was Cairns's NMS II midterm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 About as expected, lots of obscure crap that he never talked about. Better than biomechanics though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "Hows da wedder?" "Hows da wedder?" "WHAT?????" "WHO IS THIS???" "Hows da wedder?" "No good lines left!" "Good rock in the Sierras" "Let's stop for coffee!" "Good napkins at Wendy's" "WHAT???" "Hows da wedder?" "we should get some cooleys to share the loads!" "sdfgklsjdfgRETE$#%$FDgdsgsdFG" "haaaaaaccccccck!!!! haawwwkkkkkkk!!!" "crappy wedder da whole time!" "I know some guys in (insert any town)" "How the hell should I know?" "WHAT???" and so forth! Kids love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 He could be a companion to that Jim Wittacker doll upstairs at Paradise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 How about "Stop at dat dere phone booth. I gotta make some calls". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboboy Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 How about: "time for breakfast? where's da next McDonald's exit?" "time for lunch? where's da next McDonald's exit?" "time for dinner? where's da next McDonald's exit?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 it emails too! HELLO I BETY SHANNON FALLS ISI N DO YOU THINKIT WILLG O DO YOU KNW ANY GIRLS WAT TO PARTY I LIKE THOSE CHILIWACX MILK MAIDS MIIGHT BE UP IN CANADAA THIS WK END CAN YOU BRING HORSE COCK ACROSSS BORDEr?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 it emails too! HELLO I BETY SHANNON FALLS ISI N DO YOU THINKIT WILLG O DO YOU KNW ANY GIRLS WAT TO PARTY I LIKE THOSE CHILIWACX MILK MAIDS MIIGHT BE UP IN CANADAA THIS WK END CAN YOU BRING HORSE COCK ACROSSS BORDEr?? I didn't know beckey knew leet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 1337? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 it emails too! HELLO I BETY SHANNON FALLS ISI N DO YOU THINKIT WILLG O DO YOU KNW ANY GIRLS WAT TO PARTY I LIKE THOSE CHILIWACX MILK MAIDS MIIGHT BE UP IN CANADAA THIS WK END CAN YOU BRING HORSE COCK ACROSSS BORDEr?? wow, that's an amazing re-creation of something he'd write on email! I've been thinking about this for a while now. Since he doesn't own a computer, that means he uses lots of other computers to email. Therefor, his capslock button isn't stuck...he has to push it every time on purpose. Either that, or it gets hit with the mashing of the keypad early in the log-in sequence. Either way it's amazing how someone can make an illegible email. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!" "There's some lovely filth down here!" "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!" "Nobody's gonna see these pictures, right?" "This look infected to you?" "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING" "No way, you thought that pitch was 10dR too?" "Go ahead, try and sue me." "Godamnit that's itchy." "PBR?" "How many body fluids do you think I could sell?" "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!" "PBR!!" "I SAID, MY A SPOON IS TOO BIG!" "Jesus, how'd I get scurvy?" "Get that fuckin newscopter outta my face!" "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellan Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 "So horny, me love you long time!" He was the backup in 2livecrew, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!" "There's some lovely filth down here!" "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!" "Nobody's gonna see these pictures, right?" "This look infected to you?" "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING" "No way, you thought that pitch was 10dR too?" "Go ahead, try and sue me." "Godamnit that's itchy." "PBR?" "How many body fluids do you think I could sell?" "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!" "PBR!!" "I SAID, MY A SPOON IS TOO BIG!" "Jesus, how'd I get scurvy?" "Get that fuckin newscopter outta my face!" "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!" yeah, but you need to replace with if you're gonna make a doll for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Dat sum funny shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Too bad asksnoop aint working, I'd love to see that shizzled! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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