EWolfe Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gidget Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 OK, I will bite. Â I guess you as bored I I right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 do wap do wa do wa do wa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Don't put those wires in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 12, 2005 Author Share Posted November 12, 2005 "Hold my beer and watch this!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gidget Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Half the people love me half the people want me dead I am the angel of death with my rhymes against humanity teeter tottering between brilliance and insanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gidget Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Grandma loves you but you can't have another drag from her smoke until you get me another martini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 No beans up your nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 GODDAM MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT FUCK PISS COCKSUCKIN FELCHING PIECE OF SHIT DOGFUCKIN BITCHES!!!!! Â Â Â OK.. just had to get that out of my system. Â Â Lex and I drove up to Rainier this morning for the 10+ inches of freshiez... and .... wouldnt ya know it, the piss-ant ranger biiatch at the entrance station tells us the road to Paradise wasn't gonna be open at ALL today, cuz they got so much snow yesterday and this morning. god damn cocksuckin federal government .... yep. our tax dollars at work. Â (explaination, for those who don't go to Rainier in the winter) .... they always plow the road to Longmire, but after a heavy snow, they sometimes don't finish plowing, and open, the road to Paradise till 10 or 11 am... and I'd forgotten that sometimes, just a FEW times per year, they don't open it at ALL on that given day. Â Â FAAACCKK!!!!!! i SO wanted to go skiing today... woulda been my first of the year. Didn't really feel like bustin a move up to Crystal or somewheres like that, woulda spent like almost the whole day driving. And I can't go tomorrow... I guess I could cancel me other plans, but don't want to. Â So, it ended up being a four-hour road trip. oh well. whatever. good times and talks with Lex, this guy I just met from TAY.com. We'll probably go next weekend, if the snow's good enuf. Â Â Â Thanks for reading me rants. And maybe you should thank ME now, since this'll make you feel better about being lazy around the house on a Saturday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Go the night before. Biv-wack in the John at Narada Falls. Heat, running water and benches for crashing are provided by Uncle Sam. What a country! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 I really think you should see a Doctor about that condition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Bivouac. That's French for "mistake". Big Lou said it. I believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Yay! Doom! Didya send my taquitos yet!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 Suzi Sez:  Build a man a fire keep him warm for a day  Set a man on fire keep him warm for the rest of his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 Another Suzism: Â Give a man a fish, feed him for a day, Â hit a man upside the head with a fish and he'll stop bummin food off ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Â GODDAM MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT FUCK PISS COCKSUCKIN FELCHING PIECE OF SHIT DOGFUCKIN BITCHES!!!!! Â Tourettes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 the road to Paradise wasn't gonna be open at ALL today Damn dude that sucks, I spent all day working on my shower at home recaulking and putting it back together. West Seattle Pub Club soon? Going to Chad Kellog on Wednesday, maybe hit Legends or some other dive afterwards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 You should stop wiping when the paper stays clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 young hookers are better because  you can't teach an old bitch how to perform new tricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehead Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Â Smmmokin!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 young hookers are better because you can't teach an old bitch how to perform new tricks That's because she already knows them all, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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