Dechristo Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Battalion Chief Craig Heike of Fire District 4 said the driver, a 32-year-old man from Snohomish whose name was not immediately released, apparently suffered a medical problem that caused him to drive into the river. The car left South Machias Road, drove across a field, through thick brush and across a bike trail before splashing into the water. Are you joking me? A medical condition? Like drivers turrets syndrome or something? "Mutha f#$&er sh!T CRASH BANG SWOOOSH"...... Maybe it's yet another side effect of taking Vioxx "side effects may include nausea, vomiting, stroke, heart attack, and driving your car into a fucking river." Yep, bullshit. Had to be a lose nut on the steering wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Well, sitting in that cold water would definitely tighten the nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 A guy I knew in highschool had a job as a dockmaster. He was talking to someone on the phone and that person heard a splash. He had a sudden seizure, with no history of it, fell in the water and drowned because no one was around to pull him out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Well, sitting in that cold water would definitely tighten the nuts. The guy looks like he's got three Adam's Apples in the photo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Notice how dark it is inside the vehicle. Must be the tinted windows. It has the effect of making it look like a Photoshop job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I would just like to know what the hell that is on the top of his car. That my friend, is the world-famous Hi-Lift all-cast 60" off-road jack. And I have two of them to sell if anyone is interested. Brand-new, never used. http://www.hi-lift.com/products/jacks.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 waters will part when that fatass gets out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 In truth, the front end of the car is sinking under his body weight--the fat fuck. Oops...I mean.. Hey Rudy, that you? shut up, bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 thats Rumr? I always suspected this place was full of fat cube dwellers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Being drunk *is* a medical problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I would just like to know what the hell that is on the top of his car. That my friend, is the world-famous Hi-Lift all-cast 60" off-road jack. Essential gear for off-road jack-offs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 That my friend, is the world-famous Hi-Lift all-cast 60" off-road jack. And I have two of them to sell if anyone is interested. Brand-new, never used. So, they were able to get you out of there, why did you bring the jacks then?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Let's rename this river to the DillFuck River Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Notice how dark it is inside the vehicle. Must be the tinted windows. It has the effect of making it look like a Photoshop job. Ya know, Brian, I noticed that too. Tinted windows allow the occupant(s) to see *out* more clearly than people looking *in*. Since the driver's side window is (obviously) down, why then can't we see though the passenger compartment and out the passenger side window, or even the windshield for that matter? And there doesn't appear to be a deployed air bag blocking the view path, either. As you opined above, something's not adding up here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 why photoshop this of all things? idiots drive into rivers and flash floods all the time. now if there was a shark coming up to devour the jeep.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 why photoshop this of all things? idiots drive into rivers and flash floods all the time. now if there was a shark coming up to devour the jeep.... True dat, but I did not say it was photo-shopped. I only commented that the mechanics of tinted glass and open windows aren't adding up. That being said, what's your explanation for not being able to see through the passenger compartment in this photo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 dunno. its odd how you can see thru a portion of the wind wing window. kinda looks like wrinkly material inside. something on the passenger seat? I can't muster much more interest in the mystery than that though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 its possibly a big goiter out the other sie of his neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I only commented that the mechanics of tinted glass and open windows aren't adding up. That being said, what's your explanation for not being able to see through the passenger compartment in this photo? eh, a slightly underexposed image that was taken on a digislr with less dynamic range then fixed in photoshop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robert Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 The passenger side window is under water. The car was listing pretty heavily. The dark you see is the headliner. I don't know about the windshield, but the photo was probably take about 7:00am this morning. I was still pretty dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 The passenger side window is under water. The car was listing pretty heavily. The dark you see is the headliner. I don't know about the windshield, but the photo was probably take about 7:00am this morning. I was still pretty dark. Really? How dark were you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 "This car wash sucks!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehead Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Yeah, I'm a Bush supporter! What of it?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scratchandsniff Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 "I'm from California, they told me the Bremerton ferry was right around here somewhere". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.