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Chilliwack, B.C. - Home Depot was sued by a shopper who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue.

 

Dru accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding.

 

"They left me there, going through all that stress," Dru told The Chilliwack Times. "They just let me rot."

 

The lawsuit, filed Friday, said Dru was recovering from heart bypass surgery and thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck at the North Surrey store on the day before Halloween 2003. A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk by radio, but the head clerk "believed it to be a hoax," the lawsuit said.

 

Home Depot spokeswoman Kathryn Gallagher said she could not comment on pending litigation.

 

The lawsuit said store officials called for an ambulance after about 15 minutes. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and as they wheeled the "frightened and humiliated" Dru out of the store, he passed out.

 

The lawsuit said the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.

 

"This is not Home Depot's fault," he said. "But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me."

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Suppose I accidentally got my shit together

Would I get a medal?

Or a pat on the back and a little feather

I could stick in my cap or pin it to my shirt

Go out in the yard and poke it in the dirt

Or leave it in the woods where it couldn't be found

If it fell over, would it make a sound?

And if it did, would it be the sound that you like?

Or should I do it over until I get it right?

 

You say everything I know is wrong

So do me a favor, and play along for a minute

As the rusty gears turn

Don't be alarmed if you smell something burning upstairs

It's a little BB rolling around in a box car

See us together

 

Maybe it wouldn't be hard to explain

If I only had a brain

 

(chorus)

Somewhere on a higher mental plain

{Somewhere On A Higher mental plain}

I might learn to come in from the rain

{I might learn to come in from the rain}

If I had a clue would I still be here with you?

{If I had a clue would I still be here with you?}

Gee whiz, if I only had a brain

{Gee Whiz, If I only had a brain}

 

Who's that?

Oh, my little friend cupid

Wearing a shirt that says I'm with stupid

Always nearby wherever I go

He's looking out for me, don't you know

 

Mr. excitement, never in a rut

Johnny on the spot with an arrow in the butt

Ouch! I guess your love is true

Now, if I could only get a clue

 

(chorus)

Had A Brain

Had a brain

had a brain

had a brain

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I love this song now!

If i was gay, i'd be gay for Mark.

 

Low standards dude!

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Hey Mike, did you, in our worst nightmares, see all this posting on intellegence-stupidity-retardism happening after your request?

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To recap the crazyness:

 

Dru said:

I heard it got downrated to 5.14dm

 

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Smarter_Than_Dru replied with his like, amazing, like superior intellect.

 

Droolboy, you're a retard.

 

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snugtop says

 

I smell Nodders in these parts.

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And then afftonted: Dru is like putting his like, amazing, like superior intellect on full display:

 

 

Oh Smarter than Dru

What's your IQ

Mine has been tested

At 162

 

Perhaps you and Flu

and faster_than_dru

Can form a support group

For avatars too

 

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Smarter_Than_Dru comes up with this ripstost displaying his like, amazing, like superior intellect.

 

 

Smarter than you

its not hard to do

 

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Its not hard!

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Marie jumps into it

 

WTF is this thread about?? I mean really??

 

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The summit may be the goal, but the adventure is in the journey. Lou Whittaker

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Dru hits it again his like, amazing, like superior intellect.

 

It's the new Nodder thread.

 

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Wh4t 15 1mp0rt4nt 1s 2 5pr34d c0nfu510n, n0t 311m1n4t3 1t.

 

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Dru back again with a left hook his like, amazing, like superior intellect. But I forgot what he said.

 

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Wh4t 15 1mp0rt4nt 1s 2 5pr34d c0nfu510n, n0t 311m1n4t3 1t.

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Smarter_Than_Dru then is all like:

 

 

What smells like poo?

oh...its just Dru

 

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Its not hard!

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Ponzini tries this deft and humorous sidetrack attack:

 

Someone from Cache Creek owns a computer?!?

 

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Short Skis Still Suck

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Smarter_Than_Dru brings it back with his like, amazing, like superior intellect.

 

 

 

Chilliwack, B.C. - Home Depot was sued by a shopper who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue.

 

Dru accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding.

 

"They left me there, going through all that stress," Dru told The Chilliwack Times. "They just let me rot."

 

The lawsuit, filed Friday, said Dru was recovering from heart bypass surgery and thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck at the North Surrey store on the day before Halloween 2003. A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk by radio, but the head clerk "believed it to be a hoax," the lawsuit said.

 

Home Depot spokeswoman Kathryn Gallagher said she could not comment on pending litigation.

 

The lawsuit said store officials called for an ambulance after about 15 minutes. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and as they wheeled the "frightened and humiliated" Dru out of the store, he passed out.

 

The lawsuit said the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.

 

"This is not Home Depot's fault," he said. "But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me."

 

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Its not hard!

 

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Dru responds with his like, amazing, like superior intellect.

 

 

 

Suppose I accidentally got my shit together

Would I get a medal?

Or a pat on the back and a little feather

I could stick in my cap or pin it to my shirt

Go out in the yard and poke it in the dirt

Or leave it in the woods where it couldn't be found

If it fell over, would it make a sound?

And if it did, would it be the sound that you like?

Or should I do it over until I get it right?

 

You say everything I know is wrong

So do me a favor, and play along for a minute

As the rusty gears turn

Don't be alarmed if you smell something burning upstairs

It's a little BB rolling around in a box car

See us together

 

Maybe it wouldn't be hard to explain

If I only had a brain

 

(chorus)

Somewhere on a higher mental plain

{Somewhere On A Higher mental plain}

I might learn to come in from the rain

{I might learn to come in from the rain}

If I had a clue would I still be here with you?

{If I had a clue would I still be here with you?}

Gee whiz, if I only had a brain

{Gee Whiz, If I only had a brain}

 

Who's that?

Oh, my little friend cupid

Wearing a shirt that says I'm with stupid

Always nearby wherever I go

He's looking out for me, don't you know

 

Mr. excitement, never in a rut

Johnny on the spot with an arrow in the butt

Ouch! I guess your love is true

Now, if I could only get a clue

 

(chorus)

Had A Brain

Had a brain

had a brain

had a brain

 

--------------------

Wh4t 15 1mp0rt4nt 1s 2 5pr34d c0nfu510n, n0t 311m1n4t3 1t.

 

 

Smarter_Than_Dru now shows off his like, amazing, like superior intellect.

 

 

 

If only Dru had a brain

maybe he wouldn't be such a stain

 

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Its not hard!

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Wow, this display of plumage preening and puffery is right up there.

 

I'm sure we are all spellbound by this display of thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, followed by the reply: thats what you are but what am I, etc.

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