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" ... and the next time I tell you we should pack up and leave town, you're gonna listen to me. Didn't you see the weather reports? A freakin' hurricane was coming our way. And did you want to leave? Noooooo. "We can ride it out at the house dringin' beer and watching Monday Night Football." When God was passing out brain you must have heard rain and covered your head, cause you got no brain and we got plenty of rain and the house is flooded, dumbass. I should have listened to my mother after I met you. And another thing ... "

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" ... and the next time I tell you we should pack up and leave town, you're gonna listen to me. Didn't you see the weather reports? A freakin' hurricane was coming our way. And did you want to leave? Noooooo. "We can ride it out at the house dringin' beer and watching Monday Night Football." When God was passing out brain you must have heard rain and covered your head, cause you got no brain and we got plenty of rain and the house is flooded, dumbass. I should have listened to my mother after I met you. And another thing ... "

yelrotflmao.gif I bet that's really what was going on.

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To combat declining parishes, the Catholic church has created a live action version of the gospel - in the contemporary era!

 

Aboard the raft is Mary Magdalene, in the water is Jesus, and budget cuts have turned it from water to wine to from water to keystone light (he added Vodka!)

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