knotzen Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 ...sucks! Argh. I lost my groove some time after midnight last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I found your groove. It was lying face down in a downtown gutter intoxicated again. Describe your groove (including born-on date) and I will return it to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 Oh jeez, I hate when that darn thing gets drunk and falls in the gutter. You know what? You can keep that trashy, no-good groove of mine; I'm going to Target to get a fresh, shiny new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 i lost my groove this morning when i saw that someone tried to start my motorcycle with a screwdriver one night parked on the street fuqin' suburbs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Detachable penis ... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Have you thought about sleeping with a young stud half your age who's secretly gay and really just marrying you for US citizenship? It worked for Stella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 no i think i'll just park it in the garage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 oh! so now i finally know what that movie's plot is. cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 Have you thought about sleeping with a young stud half your age who's secretly gay and really just marrying you for US citizenship? Well, the first part sounds good. Know any? Wait--can I say that without compromising my dignity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Not if you pick an old stud twice your age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 Tiptoe through the land mines... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I always hopscotch myself, go big or stay home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 Hopscotch! Groovy. Hey, I think I've got my groove back! I suppose it helps that the workday ends in 7 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Alas my thanksgiving longweekend is over now and you have yours to look forward to. Is halloween a statutory holiday in the states just like here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 I don't know. If it's a federal holiday, which it is, I suppose so? But you guys don't have pilgrims and Mayflowers and turkeys and such. Is it more of a harvest celebration Up North? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Yes we just have a big feast, usually a turkey, too much to drink big family affair, with grandparents etc, really quite fun. We just think about how fucking lucky we are.We don't really get halloween of though just kidding about that. The next long weekend for us is Rememberance day on Nov 11 when we just think about unlucky those guys were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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