minx Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 i can't believe i'm participating in this... what do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I thought that was Peggy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 no arms and no legs lying in front of a door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call a guy with no arms and no loegs on your front step? Mat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 yes. good job. hey, wanna buy a 4runner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 hey, wanna buy a 4runner? Now that's a funny one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 not ready to upgrade yet, huh? plus you would prolly have to learn to drive a stck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I traded up, from a Taco and from a stick. Lighten up, Mr. N; this is a joke thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 What was the blonde college student doing at the harbor? Looking for an internship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Three nuns go to confession. The first one, Sister Anna, tells the priest, "I have handled a man's genitals." The priest says, "For your penance, say ten Hail Mary's and wash your hands in holy water." The second nun, Sister Mary, confesses her sin, "I have let a man place his private parts against my buttocks." The priest says, "For your penance, say fifteen Hail Mary's and wash your buttocks in holy water." After the first two nuns finish their prayers, they head for the fountain with the holy water. The third nun rushes up and blurts out, "Hang on a second there, Sister Mary, I know what you did! I want to go ahead of you, because I gotta gargle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 A chinese girl one leg, Irene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 How about a guy with no arms and legs laying in a ditch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 That's just creepin' me out, man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehead Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 What do you call Tom Delay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted September 29, 2005 Author Share Posted September 29, 2005 Busted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 how does a blonde turn on the lights in the morning? she opens the car door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 That's just creepin' me out, man... It's even weirder when you scroll up and down really quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_w Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I went into the gas station this morning and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 How about a guy with no arms and legs laying in a ditch. Doug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 No arm legs in the rain Rusty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 How about a guy with no arms and legs laying in a ditch. Doug OK, I guess "Phil" must be the guy in the hole, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 And John is the one in the pile of excrement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Oh, that's rich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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