Alpinfox Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 PAT ROBERTSON BLAMES HURRICANE ON CHOICE OF ELLEN DEGENERES TO HOST EMMYS That is the funniest thing I have seen in quite a while. Thanks! Made my morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Update: http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2005/09/18/pat-roberston-corrects-dateline-hollywood-article/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mec Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 As every Christian knows, jazz music is sinful and lures people into eternal damnation. The connection is obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 insert <shaking head> graemlin here... Hey mec, this kind of shit really makes your autosig seem all the more poignant, yes? Pat Robertson + Jerry Falwell = tele-evangelists aggressive stupidity = Pat Robertson + Jerry Falwell By substitution: Tele-evangelists = aggressive stupidity Therefore: Nothing worse than tele-evangelists QED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mec Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 yes I would tend to agree, and the math works out perfectly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Now may i say to you friend there is nothing wrong with a beat It's used in every type of song wheter its a march a waltz a polka a tango But rock and roll is a... Different type of thing for it is a mixture And confusion of beats that jangles the nerves. The impulsive beats of our bodies and the spirit And the pure unprovoked music has been domesticated for a problem Rock music must give birth to orgasm in revolution. The heavy rock music now in style motivates you and entierly gives you a sexual feeling A girl can be turned on by the music it releases her inhabitions The beat of the drum has always been a factor of fertility rights The girl realizes her sexuality through the music and through the beat. Sex. Sex. But they said that there was something that got to them more than the words of the songs. And that was the beat, the beat ! Louder and faster, louder and faster, louder and faster... It hooks young people Hadden it become a part of this generation and there lives are ruined. We need to shake ourself of this filtly beat, music, and words That produces revolution sex and drugs. The same beat produces the same evil incarnations Even if we tie the words jesus saves to it. Let's have our vile and get rid of this trash. Smash thouse filthy records get rid of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_K Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 More hurricane impact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 talked to my sister who was/is leaving houston. 16 hours to go ~ 60 miles. she sounded like she was having fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 bump bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mec Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 levee is overflowing in New Orleans again. just after they pumped it dry. boy that has got to suck. i feel sorry for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 No gas, insane traffic jams, inflated plywood prices... Things are going to get ugly down there today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 Never fear! Bush is on his way for more photo ops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Never fear! Bush is on his way for more photo ops! Never fear! Opportunistic liberal Bush-hating vultures are on their way to make gratuitous attacks against his adimistration for their political gain and to express their sour grapes at losing all three branches of power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 You have to admit that photo on the aircraft carrier declaring the end to the war in Iraq two years ago was priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 You have to admit that photo on the aircraft carrier declaring the end to the war in Iraq two years ago was priceless. Seeing the Democrat party nominate a moron like Kerry and watching him lose by 3% points to a mediocre president - THAT was priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 notice the tape on the boxes....cover the words "Made in China". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 Don't forget, Gore really won it in 2000. Cronyism and nepotism worked in GW's favor that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Build a Bear? WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 notice the tape on the boxes....cover the words "Made in China". Not funny but sad. Both parties have repeatedly granted China MFN status, and supported agreements like NAFTA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 http://peaceaware.com/papers/Bush_Top_Gun.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Cat. 3!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Whew! That monster's dropped two categories in the last 24 hours. Your kin down there should be breathing at least a little easier, though we all know they're not out of the woods yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backcountry Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Anyone hear about the whacko weather man in Boise who says there is Russian microwave technology that is aiming the hurricanes at the US???? The Japanese equiv of the Mob is controlling it all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Yeah, old news... heard he was Pat Robertson's gay lover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gidget Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 (edited) I found this article in the October 2004 National Geo this morning. first 5 or so paragraphs kind of interesting. LINK Edited September 24, 2005 by Gidget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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