cook Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 treemusketeering should be an olympic sport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 (edited) Deez tree mouseketeers? Â Â Edited February 10, 2006 by Dechristo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 I was just out treemusketeering the other day. Got some vicious sores, I highly recommend wearing a chamios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 12, 2006 Author Share Posted March 12, 2006 treemusketeering is being considered for the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cook Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 oly- I heard you scooped my newest treemusketeering proj... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandango Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Shit. That guy is skinny. Somebody give 'im a samwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandango Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Wait! No--it's Michael Jackson on ephedra! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skykilo Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 I was so inspired by the Steve House slideshow last night; I just had to go do something. So I went and skied your route. It was sweet! I had to leave another hooker for a deadman to rap off the summit, but from there I was able to link three 100' boofs via steep ramps. Sickest descent I've ever skied. I'm glad I was alone, so that no one else had to face such ridiculous danger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 i bet you won't even have to stand on the porch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Tuff Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Just because you can ski, doesn't mean you can execute squats with better-than-good form, or drag an 80-pound sled 'til you puke. Another night on the porch, pitiful supplicant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 ...I had to leave another hooker for a deadman to rap off the summit... Â Women trouble again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cook Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 I heard that sky skied this route so I had to one up the extremeness. I snoskated from the base to the summit. Solo, of course. Â Lets just say it was more dangerous than climbing an actively erupting volcano- and I would know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 sickness, bro-brah! did you cut your hamstrings in two to make it more of a challenge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cook Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 No man, the hammies are still intact. But the conditions were so inhuman that I needed all the help I could get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Â Can you draw a topo of your so called new route for me. I think it may have already been climbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skykilo Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Nice man. Thanks for taking the torch, I was beginning to get tired. It's time to cut the hardman bullshit, get in touch with my sensitive side and develop a taste for stinky cheeses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 11, 2006 Author Share Posted May 11, 2006 perhaps you would like to join me on my next Extreme Wine Tasting epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cook Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 G-spot, you should know that this phallis is only the summit pyramid. The real climb begins 4,000 vertical feet below, through terrain so hellish and extreme that only Dante could describe it. Â I am also getting tired of pushing the limits of alpine climbing. I think I'm going to lay low for a while and get drunk a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Â This awesome route is still awaiting a third ascent, although it has been skied and "snoskated". Â GITTERDUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 11, 2007 Author Share Posted June 11, 2007 UPDATE: APPARENTLY A KEY HOLD FELL OFF AND THIS BABY NOW HAS AN "X" RATING!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat_Roslyn Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Yeah, I didn't want to say anything, but. . I smashed the hold on the third ascent to make the climb more hardcore. Â I didn't even want to admit that I even did the 3rd Ascent because it is just my humble nature not to boast about what I do. You know, I just climb because it brings me peace within myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 ... and your video crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 I found the route too docile so I've been working on a variation for grown ups. Please respect my fixed lines and quickdraws until I get back thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted January 13, 2023 Author Share Posted January 13, 2023 This route could use a repeat to clear the moss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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