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2 Irish gents are having a pint in front of their local pub.

It just so happens it's across the street from a whorehouse.

One day they see a Rabbi go into the brothel. About an hour later, as he's coming out, one remarks:

"Ah, it's shame to see a Rabbi go to seed, it is. What a pity"

The other gent agrees:"Tis a pity"

The next day they see a Preacher go into the same establishment, appearing an hour later.

"Aye, a pity, what's happening to the protestants, a pity"

"Tis very sad"

The following day, a Catholic Priest walks into the whorehouse The first man says:

"Would you look at that, I can't believe it, a Priest"

The second man says:

"Poor girl must be dying"

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Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach

Ache and my legs hurt. I not come work".

 

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

 

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

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