MysticNacho Posted January 1, 2002 Share Posted January 1, 2002 That guy who's running from the law on the east coast probably did it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted January 1, 2002 Author Share Posted January 1, 2002 I would like to disclose to who-ever attmepted to break into my truck last Saturday (12/22)that there is nothin in there that is worth your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted January 3, 2002 Author Share Posted January 3, 2002 I thought of that but, you know, there was these 4 dudes (suspects) still sleeping when I drove into the parking lot that seemed pretty upset I would wake them up at an ungodly 7:00 am. One of them even made fun of my hat! As it turned out, they were so wimpy , they coulden't even go climbing until they had fluffy french toast at the Index Cafe. I decided they were fairly suspicious, but too girly to be criminals, (other than possesion of drug parafanalia). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 you know bronco i think i saw those guys too, though i think it was the weekend before though. sorry for not coming over and saying yo!!! we heard the blood curdling screams from the slab and dr jay started to get nightmares/ deja vu so we just ran up too the upper town where it was warm and plesent. peace out bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted January 3, 2002 Author Share Posted January 3, 2002 eh, yeah, the screaming was my buddy trying on my climbing shoes or it might have been me discovering a nice new blue HB quadcam (BOOTY!)that ended up staying there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 Hey punk Bronco we flailed with the best. As for Mr Good Time, Erik and DrJay well just a bunch of bums too busy to come say hello BTW I did not have French Toast or the drug p. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 mr. goodtime and i were climbing together on sun and we not even at index. it was dr jay, wallstein, jon j and allen on saturday. and french toast is for french people and i am not french!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by erik: mr. goodtime and i were climbing together on sun and we not even at index. it was dr jay, wallstein, jon j and allen on saturday.and french toast is for french people and i am not french!!!!!!! I was talking about Sunday. I guess if you were not there then I'll let yous slide. MGT told me Index. I waited but we had fun anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted January 3, 2002 Author Share Posted January 3, 2002 The fact still remains that if YOU mr car thief are smart enough operate a computer and somehow read this, (which I doubt) the next time you are in my 'hood breaking into cars and you hear the distinct sound of a Stihl 044 chainsaw start, you better pray you can outrun a short angry man carrying that chainsaw!! What kind of fool are you anyway to break into cars in a climbers parking lot? Most climbers I know are tough as the rock we climb on and could pop your head like a pimple without even thinking about it. We are so mean I think Robert Dinero was a climber (are you talkin' to me?) I'll be waiting for you - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 Kill Kill Kill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 i roped up with Tony Montoya a couple years back, now that is one tough mo-fo. take on the colombian drug cartel, control south florida and then get gunned down in his own home by a team of assasins plus he can lead hard aid and mixed terrian. take it from me mang' he a real bad-ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted February 18, 2002 Share Posted February 18, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Bronco: The fact still remains that if YOU mr car thief are smart enough operate a computer and somehow read this, (which I doubt) the next time you are in my 'hood breaking into cars and you hear the distinct sound of a Stihl 044 chainsaw start, you better pray you can outrun a short angry man carrying that chainsaw!! If I might make a suggestion. I would recomend a Stihl 020T for hand to hand combat. While it is smaller it is also lighter and balanced for one hand operation. You could have one in each hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 18, 2002 Share Posted February 18, 2002 what does Mad Max use in the thunderdome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted February 18, 2002 Share Posted February 18, 2002 Probably some piece of shit McCullick (Sp?) or Homelight. Remember it dies on him while he's using it. I hate to be unpatriotic, but American chain saws suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted February 18, 2002 Share Posted February 18, 2002 [ 02-18-2002: Message edited by: max ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted February 18, 2002 Author Share Posted February 18, 2002 I just like the roar that comes off of an 044. hey, I made a rhyme! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted February 18, 2002 Author Share Posted February 18, 2002 on the matter of hooligans at Index, rumor is someone hung a coyote skull from a bush below the top pitch of the GNS route. I think you can see it from the parkinglot with binoculars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 18, 2002 Share Posted February 18, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Bronco: I just like the roar that comes off of an 044. hey, I made a rhyme! MC Bronco in da house wif my pimps and hoesGettin down to da roar of an 044Now when I pull da cord dat shit is werdAnd I cut my way thru da trees to da plantation of da herb... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 one time at squamish in the 70s they found out a logger/local waas throwing rocks down at climbers or stealing gear/i forget which. well 20 climbers together (Smaill, Sutton, Burton, Sinclair, Hatton, Turley etc.)all walk into the Chieftan on a saturday night like its Reservoir Dogs X4 and stare the place down. walk up to the local yokel who is the culprit. he's looking around at his buddies for help but they all just sit quiet cause they are outnumbered 20 to 6. the climbers grab ahold of the guy and walk outwith him - no one else moves. they take him to shannon falls and tie him to a tree. Smaill gives everyone present a supply of large rocks and announces "The first one to break a bone gets this case of beer." That cured the locals of fucking with climbers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted February 20, 2002 Author Share Posted February 20, 2002 quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: You guys sound angry. You need to tone down this rhetoric and learn to love each other. Be of the earth...hug some saplings... hey Mr. Adamson - [ 02-20-2002: Message edited by: Bronco ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: You guys sound angry. You need to tone down this rhetoric and learn to love each other. Be of the earth...hug some saplings... speaking of saplings...I know where there's a nice juicy hole in a slippery elm log. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Bronco: I just like the roar that comes off of an 044. hey, I made a rhyme! I pull the spark arrester out of my chain saws. That way they scream. You just need to watch out for flames coming out of the exhaust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeadam Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 You guys sound angry. You need to tone down this rhetoric and learn to love each other. Be of the earth...hug some saplings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted February 21, 2002 Author Share Posted February 21, 2002 Thanks AlpineK! I'm gonna try it tonight in the dark!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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