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Some dogs become "quill dogs." They don't have a clear memory of the process that gave them so much pain, they just see a porcupine and think, "oooh, there's that thing, I hate that thing, I'm gonna bite it." I mean, inasmuch as a dog thinks. I came home from Seattle once at 2am and found my dog on the porch all full of quills. Veterinary emergency rooms are so much fun. Fortunately, she only repeated the process one more time, far less severely. I figured she had a scientific approach: "yes, this is a repeateable phenomena." Funny, coyotes know to flip 'em over and start with the soft bits, but dogs never seem to learn. It's easy to see how a good quilling would be (slowly) fatal without intervention.

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this?

 

FABIAN

I wish I had a pot.

 

BUTCH

You were lookin' in the mirror and

you wish you had some pot?

 

FABIAN

A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies

are sexy.

 

BUTCH

Well you should be happy, 'cause

you do.

 

FABIAN

Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a

pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like

Madonna when she did "Lucky Star,"

it's not the same thing.

 

BUTCH

I didn't realize there was a

difference between a tummy and a

pot belly.

 

FABIAN

The difference is huge.

 

BUTCH

You want me to have a pot?

 

FABIAN

No. Pot bellies make a man look

either oafish, or like a gorilla.

But on a woman, a pot belly is very

sexy. The rest of you is normal.

Normal face, normal legs, normal

hips, normal ass, but with a big,

perfectly round pot belly. If I

had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two

sizes too small to accentuate it.

 

BUTCH

You think guys would find that

attractive?

 

FABIAN

I don't give a damn what men find

attractive. It's unfortunate what

we find pleasing to the touch and

pleasing to the eye is seldom the

same.

 

BUTCH

If I had a pot belly, I'd punch you

in it.

 

That's the one!

 

Damn, I thought she said pooch, not pot. mad.gif

 

I wonder what the difference is?

 

Maybe when you force it out, that's a pooch?

 

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