cj001f Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Sorry, I hadn't noticed that this was the Assholes Only thread. Huh? Wut? Did sumbuddy cawl ma name? Straight from the sewer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 (edited) I tell them we reached the summit and kept climbing. Edited July 18, 2005 by MisterE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 That's what skyhooks are for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Just yell K2 BABY THE ULTIMATE HIGH then spit in their face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 piss off cj00000000001f Suffering from Hood withdrawl? Or is someone eyeing you uncomfortably at the cafe for ordering that Latte with whole and not soy milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 I forgot my Boltgun and Stallone mask last time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Is "Hood withdrawl" a kind of accent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Just yell K2 BABY THE ULTIMATE HIGH then spit in their face I yell "SPRING BREEEAAAKKKK!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 piss off cj00000000001f Suffering from Hood withdrawl? Or is someone eyeing you uncomfortably at the cafe for ordering that Latte with whole and not soy milk? way to tack on that latte joke, it really improved your post. contrary to past-moderator libel, hood does not "give me wood". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 You mean on cc.com? We all are...straight from the sewer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 innocent hikers. well if they are wearing lulu lemon outfits I usually start the story off with details of life threatining situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Is "Hood withdrawl" a kind of accent? yes. along with the "sisters slur", "baker belch", "adams accent", "lassen lisp" and "shasta stutter". It's a whole range of PNW impediments! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 way to tack on that latte joke, it really improved your post. Sorry I'm not up to standards. My coffee house artiste persona is suffering without the perpetual gloom of the northwest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 has it been replaced by "asshole with black lung" persona in the LA basin or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 has it been replaced by "asshole with black lung" persona in the LA basin or something. So much hostility! You'd fit right in down here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 I know but I don't have an escalade running 22s w/playstation yet. I hope you're enjoying your half-double-decaf-half-caf machiatto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 I hope you're enjoying your half-double-decaf-half-caf machiatto. Excuse me? You forgot the twist of Lemon. I know but I don't have an escalade running 22s w/playstation yet. Gotta bring the 'bling if you wanna climb something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted July 18, 2005 Author Share Posted July 18, 2005 My god, this thread certainly devolved quickly. I don't know what it is about the questions, but when you get asked so many times, and you're bummed from not sending the route, it just gets annoying. Especially when they give you the look, "I got up the Cat-Dog route. Why couldn't you?" The questions were much less annoying two years ago when we did the North Ridge. It was actually kind of fun, especially when we let a 3-year-old play with an ice tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Tell them you just got heli-dropped on the summit and are making an "integral descent" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted July 18, 2005 Author Share Posted July 18, 2005 Actually the other day I was showing some photos at a friend's place and when someone asked how we got all those fancy stuff to the top of the Tooth, I replied tongue-in-cheek that a heli dropped it off. I should have also added that the word gullible is not in the dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 I think if you are a judge you tell them, "That's for me to know and for you to find out". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 and if you didn't summit, you tell them, "I meant to do that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 What do you mean, "if (I) didn't summit"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 OK, OK...."when" you don't summit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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