Enumclaw and Farm Animals

[archenemy]

Yup.

[Cobra_Commander]

yes,yes, boys...nothing like a story like this to make me proud to say I went to Enumclaw High School...where the men were men and the sheep were scared....

 

And the jokes were unoriginal?

 

and all the children were above average, in tail ownership.

[olyclimber]

 

A guy in my scout troop paid his way to the National Gamboree by breeding dogs. Apparently there is a lot of money it that.

[Cobra_Commander]

A guy in my scout troop paid his way to the National Gamboree by breeding dogs. Apparently there is a lot of money it that.

 

I could be wrong, but I believe that's Jamboree

[olyclimber]

A guy in my scout troop paid his way to the National Gamboree by breeding dogs. Apparently there is a lot of money it that.

 

I could be wrong, but I believe that's Jamboree

 

Good catch, but I meant to do that. I was trolling for neat freaks.

[Cobra_Commander]

what do they do at these jamborees? I hear they raise a lot of tents

[specialed]

Who knows. But apparently 100 Catholic Priests and Michael Jackson are usually in attendance.

[archenemy]

Animal Jam-bore

 

Janimalboree

 

Help me out with the marketing plan boyscouts

[Dru]

that's "lamb-oree"

[olyclimber]

On my honor

I'll do my best

to do my

[Dru]

meanwhile...

 

VANCOUVER/CKNW(AM980) - Dog and cat lovers are planning a morning protest outside the South Korean Consulate in downtown Vancouver.

 

They are mad the Korean Government is not doing more to stop dog and cat eating in that nation.

 

Ashley Fruno of Liberation BC says the consumers think dog and cat will aid their health, "People supersticiously believe that eating dogs and cats prevents rheumatism and increases virility."

There are laws against dog and cat eating but Fruno says the Korean Government is turning a blind eye and millions of animals are killed, especially during the so called dog days of summer.

 

pass the kimchee

[archenemy]

I have been to So. Korea, and not only do they eat dog there, but they beat them to death first. They believe that the flesh tastes better the longer it took to kill the animal.

 

Kim chee is made in big pots on their roofs over there. The cabbage just rots in the sun. Everything you eat there is disgusting. I had the shits for 3 weeks. Don't go to Korea. Don't eat dog. Do visit the Analmal Pharm for the lamboree

[knelson]

... Do visit the Analmal Pharm for the lamboree

 

I like that. Catchy. Thought about trademarking that?

[faster_than_you]

The Drudgereport is rife with animal/sex stories. Don't take your pets to Florida either...

 

Man allegedly had sex with guide dog

 

Tallahasseean charged with breach of peace

 

By James L. Rosica

 

DEMOCRAT STAFF WRITER

 

 

Local prosecutors are apparently in a bind: How do they charge a blind Tallahassee man who has been accused of having sex with his Seeing Eye dog?

 

Florida, like many other states, has no bestiality statute - that is, a law specifically prohibiting sexual contact between humans and animals.

 

So Alan Yoder, 29, originally was charged with felony animal cruelty, but court records show that charge was dropped last Friday and replaced with a misdemeanor - disorderly conduct.

 

Yoder now is charged with a "breach of the peace, by engaging in sexual activity with a guide dog," according to a court document.

 

One of two prosecutors on the case, Assistant State Attorney Owen McCaul, did not return a call Thursday. The other, Assistant State Attorney Stephanie Usina, said she could not answer specific questions, including explaining why the charge was lowered to a misdemeanor.

 

Yoder, reached by telephone Thursday, declined to be interviewed. James D. Varnado, his attorney, said he has filed a not-guilty plea on his client's behalf but declined to discuss details of the case.

 

"However lurid the allegations may be, we should resist a rush to judgment," he said.

 

Here's what happened, according to Tallahassee police reports:

 

Yoder, who lives in a local apartment complex, last month asked a female acquaintance to join him in a sex act with the dog, a male yellow Labrador named "Lucky."

 

She demurred, but later told a friend about it. That person called a social worker, who called police.

 

Investigators spoke to Yoder on June 16, who admitted performing certain sex acts with the dog, even going into detail with them, but denied doing others. He was arrested and booked June 22, charged with animal cruelty.

 

An animal-control officer took the dog to Dr. Sondra Brown, a veterinarian at Northwood Animal Hospital, who could not determine whether the dog had been sexually abused.

 

Warren Goodwin, who recently retired after 30 years as an assistant prosecutor, said he could not recall a similar case in Leon County.

 

Annemarie Lucas, a New York-based special investigator for the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, said sexual contact with animals "probably happens more than it's actually reported."

 

Bestiality - illegal in New York state - is "just not a natural thing," she said. "Animals can't consent ... They're probably fearful and in physical pain. It's like any kind of abuse.

 

"It's a cowardly act," added Lucas, who also appears on "Animal Precinct," a program on the Animal Planet cable-television network. "It's a domination thing, something an animal would never instigate."

 

Stephanie Shain, spokeswoman for the Humane Society of the United States, said her organization takes a similar position.

 

"It's doing something to an animal that they have an inability to stop," Shain said.

 

Last year, an Ocala man pleaded no contest to felony animal cruelty after being charged with having sex with his then-fiancee's female Rottweiler, according to the Pet-Abuse.com Web site.

 

A judge withheld adjudication and ordered five years of probation and a psychological evaluation. He also prohibited the 27-year-old man from "owning pets of any kind while on probation and from having unsupervised contact with other people's pets," the site said.

[specialed]

Yoder? Sketchy.

[olyclimber]

The dogs name..."Lucky"

[knelson]

..."It's a domination thing, something an animal would never instigate."

 

Stephanie Shain, spokeswoman for the Humane Society of the United States, said her organization takes a similar position.

 

 

"It's doing something to an animal that they have an inability to stop," Shain said.

 

Obviously the horse did not read this article.

[Dru]

got Lucky?

[specialed]

So, If the dog starts humping you first, is it giving you implied consent to hump back?

 

Similarly, if you have sex with two hot lesbian sisters are you participating and encouraging a incestuous act?

 

Just wondering.

[knelson]

So Jon... is the Seattle Times watching yet?

 

And this thread got me thinking - is pimping actually a crime?

Edited July 15, 2005 by knelson

[archenemy]

The Drudgereport is rife with animal/sex stories. Don't take your pets to Florida either...

 

Man allegedly had sex with guide dog

 

Tallahasseean charged with breach of peace

 

By James L. Rosica

 

DEMOCRAT STAFF WRITER

 

 

Local prosecutors are apparently in a bind: How do they charge a blind Tallahassee man who has been accused of having sex with his Seeing Eye dog?

 

Florida, like many other states, has no bestiality statute - that is, a law specifically prohibiting sexual contact between humans and animals.

 

So Alan Yoder, 29, originally was charged with felony animal cruelty, but court records show that charge was dropped last Friday and replaced with a misdemeanor - disorderly conduct.

 

Yoder now is charged with a "breach of the peace, by engaging in sexual activity with a guide dog," according to a court document.

 

One of two prosecutors on the case, Assistant State Attorney Owen McCaul, did not return a call Thursday. The other, Assistant State Attorney Stephanie Usina, said she could not answer specific questions, including explaining why the charge was lowered to a misdemeanor.

 

Yoder, reached by telephone Thursday, declined to be interviewed. James D. Varnado, his attorney, said he has filed a not-guilty plea on his client's behalf but declined to discuss details of the case.

 

"However lurid the allegations may be, we should resist a rush to judgment," he said.

 

Here's what happened, according to Tallahassee police reports:

 

Yoder, who lives in a local apartment complex, last month asked a female acquaintance to join him in a sex act with the dog, a male yellow Labrador named "Lucky."

 

She demurred, but later told a friend about it. That person called a social worker, who called police.

 

Investigators spoke to Yoder on June 16, who admitted performing certain sex acts with the dog, even going into detail with them, but denied doing others. He was arrested and booked June 22, charged with animal cruelty.

 

An animal-control officer took the dog to Dr. Sondra Brown, a veterinarian at Northwood Animal Hospital, who could not determine whether the dog had been sexually abused.

 

Warren Goodwin, who recently retired after 30 years as an assistant prosecutor, said he could not recall a similar case in Leon County.

 

Annemarie Lucas, a New York-based special investigator for the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, said sexual contact with animals "probably happens more than it's actually reported."

 

Bestiality - illegal in New York state - is "just not a natural thing," she said. "Animals can't consent ... They're probably fearful and in physical pain. It's like any kind of abuse.

 

"It's a cowardly act," added Lucas, who also appears on "Animal Precinct," a program on the Animal Planet cable-television network. "It's a domination thing, something an animal would never instigate."

 

Stephanie Shain, spokeswoman for the Humane Society of the United States, said her organization takes a similar position.

 

"It's doing something to an animal that they have an inability to stop," Shain said.

 

Last year, an Ocala man pleaded no contest to felony animal cruelty after being charged with having sex with his then-fiancee's female Rottweiler, according to the Pet-Abuse.com Web site.

 

A judge withheld adjudication and ordered five years of probation and a psychological evaluation. He also prohibited the 27-year-old man from "owning pets of any kind while on probation and from having unsupervised contact with other people's pets," the site said.

 

Please re-post this using the UBB code for Braile

[faster_than_you]

I'm not sure how to get the dog fur online?

 

Do they make a scratch and sniff monitor?

[Cobra_Commander]

furry usb device

[scratchandsniff]

 

Do they make a scratch and sniff monitor?

 

YES WE DO, THANK EWE FOR ASKING.

 

ASK ABOUT OUR SPECIALIZED SPECIAL SCRATCH AND SNIFF SHEEP AS WELL.

[knelson]

furry usb device

 

Is that like a SCSI drive?