Cobra_Commander Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Horse relationships carry a lot of baggage with them what with the naying and the constant eating and dropping turds on a whim. It's not surprising the relationship ended in a bitter break-up. Of the guy, apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Maybe Horse came into the barn and caught Man cheating on Horse with Sheep. So Horse threw a refrigerator at Man and killed him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said. Â Cascadehorsefuckers.com ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 yes, yes, which chatroom? could you imagine the topics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 "chicken sodomy - logistical question from a newbie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 I wonder what his injuries where (besides saddle sores) Â Seattle PI gives us a bit more insight... Â The investigation was launched this month after authorities discovered the July 2 death of a man who suffered internal bleeding after engaging in anal sex with a horse at the farm, Sgt. John Urquhart said. Â Yup. Swift kick would do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 "Trip Report - the wild lambs of Naches" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 "The Hayloft on Saturday" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Ahhh... that's why they made assclench.com "registered members only." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 "Looking for partners to get locked up in the pig pen (where everyone hopes for a stiff sentence)." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 The "Manure Spreader" maneuver - pitfalls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 SOP vs SOB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Whew!... when I read the original post, I thought you were dead Cobra Commander! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 So do you think it was a first date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Whew!... when I read the original post, I thought you were dead Cobra Commander! Â Silly rabbit, that's under the necrophilia thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 So do you think it was a first date? Â he must've opened the stall door for the horse, if he was gettin on the first date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Oi! I thought the same thing of you olyclimber. What's your login on the farm site? Herdsmen9000? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 So do you think it was a first date? Â I don't think they were to the mutual feed bag stage in the relationship yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Whew!... when I read the original post, I thought you were dead Cobra Commander!  Silly rabbit, that's under the necrophilia thread  I don't have time for punctuation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 So do you think it was a first date?  he must've opened the stall door for the horse, if he was gettin on the first date  And obviously asked him/her what he/she wanted to eat. Wonder if he was leaving a phone message on his next dates answering machine when the incident occurred? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 yes,yes, boys...nothing like a story like this to make me proud to say I went to Enumclaw High School...where the men were men and the sheep were scared.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 (cue up hilarious but rude mother joke here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 yes,yes, boys...nothing like a story like this to make me proud to say I went to Enumclaw High School...where the men were men and the sheep were scared.... Â And the jokes were unoriginal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 who's joking?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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