Dru Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Bad 10th page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Just admit that you broke it on purpose so your victims, I mean "dates," can't escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 11, 2005 Author Share Posted July 11, 2005 Definately open the door for her!! The car door deal..you just need to open it, no need to wait around and close it. I've always closed my own door. It's the opening process that leaves the impression. Â And I didn't inturrupt and say I wanted the pasta because I was in shock!! Like deer in the headlights shock over the deal! Â Â Have another one: So This guy has me come over to his house because he's "an awesome cook". Well I show up and his place is AMAZING. Dude is just loaded and is totally metro-sexual so everything is just too perfect. I get to the kitchen and it's pretty obvious that he's been working pretty hard on his masterpiece of a meal. Which looked incredible!! Well as we're sitting down to eat dinner, just as he's placing the food on the white table cloth, on the table that's on the white carpet....the phone rings. He doesn't answer it because as he said "it would be rude" He never answers the phone during dinner. He pours me a glass of red wine, and I take a sip. The answering machine kicks in...it's an old school answering machine, the type that broadcasts the messages for all the world to hear. The message went something like this "Hey big daddy, it Jennifer from Verizon. Your new headset is in, and umm, well I get off work at 10pm so I figured I could drop it off at your place. I don't have to work until noon tomorrow so there's no need for us to fall asleep early, unlike yesterday." Â I proceed to spit up the red wine, all over his white carpet, white table cloth, and when I get up to leave knock over the rest of the bottle. BASTARD!! why go to all that work on trying to impress someone....when you're already hooked up with for the night!! Â He then had enough nerve to call me while I was driving home and state "Wow, You can certainly tell your Italian. Nice temper". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gidget Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 I guy I knew from a barn I worked at asked me out. I asked some other people there if I should go and they all said yes. He said wear something nice; we will go to my favourite place. He showed up 45 minutes late on a motorcycle. I was wearing a short skirt, much shorter than I do now. He proceeded to pull wheelies all the way to a very, very, very red-neck bar. It probably would not have been so bad if not for all of his single friends hitting on me which seemed to make him happy. He got extremely wasted and I ended up walking home after saying I had to use the washroom and ducked out. REAL WINNER! When I went to the barn the next day it turns out most of the women that I worked with fallen for it in the past. Before I left to move north I was one of the people that got to pass the torch by telling the new girl she should go out with him. If you are out there R.W. I hope that your strategy finally worked out for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 holy shit, marie! where do you find these asses??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gidget Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 I proceed to spit up the red wine, all over his white carpet, white table cloth, and when I get up to leave knock over the rest of the bottle. BASTARD!! why go to all that work on trying to impress someone....when you're already hooked up with for the night!! nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 11, 2005 Author Share Posted July 11, 2005 TLG- I could keep going....I'm not sure if I find them...or they find me. I think I'm going to write a book one of these days!! It's all VERY entertaining! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 ...why go to all that work on trying to impress someone....when you're already hooked up with for the night!! Â Why? See "ladder theory" link, previously posted a few pages back in this thread. Explains it quite well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 why go to all that work on trying to impress someone....when you're already hooked up with for the night!! Â Â Obvious answer, b/c he had nice manners and wasn't going to hook up with you on the first night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 he was positioning for a threesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Definately open the door for her!! The car door deal..you just need to open it, no need to wait around and close it. I've always closed my own door. It's the opening process that leaves the impression. Here's a little trick that can impress a guy: If he opens the door for you, when you get in you can reach across and unlock his door. I don't have power locks, so I appreciate the reach-around . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 11, 2005 Author Share Posted July 11, 2005 Here's a little trick that can impress a guy: If he opens the door for you, when you get in you can reach across and unlock his door. I don't have power locks, so I appreciate the reach-around . Â That's a no brainer!! Doesn't everyone do that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Doesn't everyone do that?? Â Wow! Dating has changed since I was last participating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 holy shit, marie! where do you find these asses??? Â cc.com, my dear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 11, 2005 Author Share Posted July 11, 2005 actually I can honestly say neither of these dates where cc.comers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Judging books by covers...come on now...men have done it for years!! Â Yeah... the ones that are still single or recently divorced. Â Some day we will all be ugly. Wrinkles. Adult diapers. Etc. Its the inside stuff that will keep 2 people together. Â some of us beat the others to the punch, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 actually I can honestly say neither of these dates where cc.comers.... Â haha...bet you could find the equivalent here, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 ...neither of these dates where cc.comers.... Â Where they WHAT? Hey... don't leave us hanging like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Judging books by covers...come on now...men have done it for years!! Â Yeah... the ones that are still single or recently divorced. Â Some day we will all be ugly. Wrinkles. Adult diapers. Etc. Its the inside stuff that will keep 2 people together. Â some of us beat the others to the punch, though... Â you mean you already started wearing diapers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Here's a little trick that can impress a guy: If he opens the door for you, when you get in you can reach across and unlock his door. I don't have power locks, so I appreciate the reach-around . Â That's a no brainer!! Doesn't everyone do that?? i do. i'm not sure my man is "impressed" by it, but i'm sure he appreciates it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 So that's the button that's on the Man vs Woman thingamajig.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Judging books by covers...come on now...men have done it for years!! Â Yeah... the ones that are still single or recently divorced. Â Some day we will all be ugly. Wrinkles. Adult diapers. Etc. Its the inside stuff that will keep 2 people together. Â some of us beat the others to the punch, though... Â you mean you already started wearing diapers? Â no...i started out ugly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Sheep don't judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 And you never have to open a car door for them... might have to lift to get them over the stile, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Sheep don't judge. Â that's why you and i love 'em so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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