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It was pretty dry yesterday. Just a little damp under some flakes and stuff, but the cracks and slabs were pretty dry at the Malumute and Bluffs.

 

The hot temperate yesterday afternoon was the major problem, everything was greasy until the clouds rolled in, then had a nice cool breeze. However, it started to rain good at 6:30 pm frown.gif

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And the problem is?

Cold water makes my nipples hard...and my genitalia an androgynous ambiguity.

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George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold...

 

Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.

 

George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!

 

Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.

 

George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.

 

Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?

 

George: What if she discusses it with Jane?

 

Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.

 

George: How do you know?

 

Jerry: Women aren't like us.

 

George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?

 

Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think women know about shrinkage.

 

George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?

 

Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?

 

George: No.

 

Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...

 

Elaine: It shrinks?

 

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

 

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

 

George: It just does.

 

Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

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