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We were bullshitting at the side of the road in Icicle Canyon when we saw some people pulling weeds. I suggested that they were probably pulling diffuse knapweed. A fellow cc.comer, who shall remain nameless, asked me about knapweed and I explained that it is considered a noxious weed because most herbivores won't eat it. For some reason, he decided to taste it. He said it tasted terrible. He was grimacing and spitting for several minutes afterwards. fruit.gif

 

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We were bullshitting at the side of the road in Icicle Canyon..blah blah blah.. and I explained that it is considered a noxious weed because most herbivores won't eat it.

It is a noxious weed because it isn't native to the area. Also it is the worst plant ever invented. That sheit sucks donkey balls and should be killed upon sight. Pull the root so it doesn't come back. It does tend to crop out where new construction disturbs the ground surface...but it has been a problem for years in places like the icicle.

 

Mowing it will not help! It will make it worse....

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