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husband notices wife has gained weight


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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man

looks over at his wife and says:

 

"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is

bigger than the barbecue."

 

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill

and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's

bottom.

 

"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

 

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

 

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He

makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass

grill for one little weenie?

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