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Missing Bill Clinton

 

It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious. Just

watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he

misses Bill Clinton.

 

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we

ever got to having a black man as President.

 

Number 1- He played the sax.

Number 2- He smoked weed.

Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.

 

Even now? Look at him. ... his wife works, and he don't!

 

He gets a check from the government every month.

 

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's

shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'

most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

 

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill

Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

 

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I

don't know, I never had one."

 

American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so

full of crap he can't fly.

 

Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest

leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.

 

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.

 

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth

as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but

what I think you need to know."

 

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky

Panky between Bushes.

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Former presidents Clinton, Carter, and Nixon are on the Titanic. It strikes an iceberg and starts to sink... all hell and mayhem is breaking loose... people are running all over the place, scrambling for lifeboats, praying, holding their loved ones tight, etc, etc...

 

Carter yells: "Save the women and children first!"

Nixon says: "Fuck the women and children!"

Clinton says: "... but, but.... do you think we have enuf time?"

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