Dru Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mec Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 I can hear the james bond theme in the background... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 I was thinking more the theme to Mission Impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mec Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Or maybe the theme to mighty mouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 Many of the augmentations that we regard as commonplace find their origins in defence research and development. Technological advancement is at its greatest during wartime. Many animals, in the course of their evolution, have developed ingenious mechanisms of defence against their enemy or predators. Unfortunately evolution moves slowly, and becoming part of the food chain is an ever-present worry. With the help of technology evolutionary shortfalls may be overcome. All species have evolved over millions of years to meet their particular requirements for survival. However when animals are domesticated they enter an uncertain realm between the real and the artificial. Many of the inherited traits, skills and instincts remain intact, yet they must live within human terms and conditions, dislocated from the environment that they originally evolved into. Most domesticated animals must lead a frustrating life.  If an animal species isn't domesticated, eaten, or left to fend for itself without encroaching into our lives, then it probably falls into the category of 'pest'. This is a dangerous realm for animals, as they invariably tend to be hunted, persecuted and poisoned. They must then adopt the role of entertainers, the Royal Family of modern society and win over the hearts of their enemy.  In other words, the snafflehound as J.Lo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mec Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Dru, you have way too much time on your hands. Where do you find this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Dangermouse Theme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 Dru, you have way too much time on your hands. Where do you find this shit? Â People like this man send me interesting factoids from around the globe. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Is that a giant dinosaur bone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Â Cocky looking bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Â Cocky looking bastard. Where do the batteries go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo_Montalban Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Is that a giant dinosaur boner? Â that's what i thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Is that a giant dinosaur boner? Â that's what i thought Get your minds out of the primordial gutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 You can say cloaca, we're all grown ups here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 and dorks, apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 and dorks, apparently  you are just pissed there are no pics of sharks with frickin' laser beams in this thread yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 You can say cloaca, we're all grown ups here. that is one of my favorite words! I try to throw it into conversations whenever I can. Luv it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 it ain't a bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 it ain't a bird Here's yer bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo_Montalban Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Get your minds out of the primordial gutter  that's the mesozoic gutter pal! we're way more evolved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 From asshole drivers: I have an industrial dildo   Where do the batteries go?  Being Canadian and all I am always willing to help out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 it ain't a bird Here's yer bird  I'd rather see your cloaca   Are we sure that ain't an industrial sized mushroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 shur thang, and it tastes just like chicken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 chicken is better than fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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