solfuego Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 I am looking for a millionaire climbing partner. With a couple days notice, I am available to climb any day of the week; alpine, sport or trad. I regularly climb 5.10-5.11. My goal is to onsite 5.12a sport by July. I don't care whether you climb 5.8 or 5.13, as long as you are having fun and achieving YOUR goals. If you fit the bill and are interested, or know someone that does/is, send me a PM. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 I'll bet you can find people who "fit the bill" who aren't millionaires. Why do you need the $$$$? Goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suckbm Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Im a millionaire but I dont want to climb with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Are you talking net worth, or cash and cash equivalents? And what is the reason that someone with $900,000 in assets need not apply? Just curious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solfuego Posted March 21, 2005 Author Share Posted March 21, 2005 (edited) net worth! And $900,000 is close enough. Either way, you are having conversations that I want to be in. If they aren't a millionaire or a 900,000aire, then they actually don't fit the partner I am looking for... truly, I am looking to expand my circle of friends and that is the direction I want to go. There actually is another qualification: You must have an experience of abundance in your life. Sorry, bm you already said you would climb with me months ago! no take-backs! Edited March 21, 2005 by solfuego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Hello! I'm rich, and I enjoy the Cascade Jewels. I live big. Post your resume, and we can talk further. I definitely experience abundance in my life, but don't hate me for it. Bonus points if you can post a grammatically correct sentence with the most "have"s in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 I've experienced a bundt cake. "Abundtcake" is alphabetically pretty close to "abundance". But I'm not looking for new climbing partners at this time. Cascade jewellers or no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 My family jewels are very large. Estimate worth over a million dollars. They can be used as #11 hexes in anchors. I am experienced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Hello! I have expanded my circle of millionaires. Undressed, they're just as smelly as the rest of us. Thank for allow squid to post. I go back to polishing my jewells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 My circle of friends is expando. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiimsent Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 What is your net worth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 net worth! And $900,000 is close enough. Either way, you are having conversations that I want to be in. If they aren't a millionaire or a 900,000aire, then they actually don't fit the partner I am looking for... t How about a net worth of $750,000 but $350,000 is house value? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 What is your net worth? Worth netting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solfuego Posted March 21, 2005 Author Share Posted March 21, 2005 I've experienced a bundt cake. "Abundtcake" is alphabetically pretty close to "abundance". very nice!!! phonetically pretty close as well. I will let you know when I need someone with "abundtcake" experience! Which undoubtedly WILL be in the near future!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 bunny is having bundt experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 I'm a millionaire in Zimbabwean dollars and have seen a bun dance in a cartoony baked goods commercial. Alas, I am not having conversations that you are liking to be in. You should hook up with that Dwayner guy, he's training to onsight 5.13 to win a bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luwayo Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 My family jewels are very large. Estimate worth over a million dollars. They can be used as #11 hexes in anchors. I am experienced. is that a little double entendre if so, then you're one tough nut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiimsent Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 solfuego what is your net worth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. I GOT YOUR NAME AND CONTACT FROM THE TOGOLESE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY. I PRAYED OVER IT AND SELECTED YOUR NAME AMONG OTHER NAMES DUE TO IT'S ESTEEMING NATURE AND THE RECOMMENDATIONS GIVEN TO ME AS A REPUTABLE AND TRUST WORTHY PERSON I CAN DO BUSINESS WITH AND BY THEIR RECOMMENDATIONS I MUST NOT HESITATE TO CONFIDE IN YOU FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS. I AM AKEEM TIMM MADU, THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE MR AND MRS TIMM MADU. MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN LOME, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF TOGO BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1984, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 24TH FEBUARY 2002 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN LOME. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF US$15,000,000 (FIFTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS.DEPOSITED IN A SAFEFIDUCIARY AGENT IN EUROPE THROUGH A SECURITY COMPANY BASED IN LOME TOGO, THIS AMOUNT IS CONTAINED IN A SEALED TRUNK BOX ,IT WAS REGISTERED AND DECLEARED AS CONTAINING FAMILY TREASURES,SO EVEV AS I AM WRITEING YOU NOW THE SECURITY AND IT'S AGENTS ARE NOT AWARE OF THE CONTENTS CONTAINED AS MONEY IN THE TRUNK BOX .LET ME ASURE YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% HITCH AND FRISK FREE.BASED ON YOUR ACCEPT ING TO HELP ME I WILL BE GIVING YOU A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF PERCENTGEFOR YOUR INVOLVEMENT IN THIS AND THIS WILL BE DISCUS UPON YOUR RESPONCE TO MY MAIL . HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL MOVE THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE ,(SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT) SIR, I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS. 1, TO ARRANGE AND TRAVEL IMMEDIATELY TO MEET WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY AGENT IN EUROPE FOR CLEARING. 2) YOU ARE TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND. 3)YOU WILL MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY. I HAVE DOCUMENTS AS REGARS TO THIS CLAIM. BEST REGARDS. AKEEM TIMM MADU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 I am looking for a millionaire climbing partner. With a couple days notice, I am available to climb any day of the week; alpine, sport or trad. I regularly climb 5.10-5.11. My goal is to onsite 5.12a sport by July. I don't care whether you climb 5.8 or 5.13, as long as you are having fun and achieving YOUR goals. If you fit the bill and are interested, or know someone that does/is, send me a PM. Thanks. Alright: how about $55,000 in cash, $1200 in travelers cheques, 5 golden pieces of 8, a visa with a $10,000 limit, and a Ford Taurus which is paid off, abiet 7 years old? Would that be close enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solfuego Posted March 22, 2005 Author Share Posted March 22, 2005 i understand this is a confronting conversation, hence all the humor.... good humor anyway... but if anyone is serious, just send me a PM... thanks! kiimsent, check your private messages! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Hello, I seek billionaire person with her to stand on rocks in the exotic place. Please to send proof of billion to me yesterday. My toes are strong. Thanks for you to allow unwealthy fox to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slaphappy Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 ...unless you're lookin to go heli-boarding in Haines who the fuck cares... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 How about living in moms basement to keep the overhead low, have my own dog, $2,000 in cash and a used Ford Pinto which doesn't have any payment on it. I'm just trying to brackect an actual dollar figure and get a clearer understanding of the reasoning here. I would think if somebody had a million dollar home, but no cash, you wouldn't be interested, but maybe if they had $200,000 in stocks, a home with $200,000 in equity and a reasonable amount in the 401 K, maybe they could apply? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 I am rich in posts, though not in dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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