chucK Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Cat shoots owner with 9mm Will this end up being a thread mostly about stupid gun owners or cats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cook Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 thats why i don't like cats, they are a liability Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 yeah, and the dog ate my homework. Keep a loaded 9mm on your counter, I'd guess you can't blame anyone but yourself. I suppose it depends on just how fresh your steak is, or how much your kids object to what you're cooking, but I don't see that much need for a pistol as a kitchen utensil. Monte Python's Flying Circus has moved on, but it's nice to see someone is still making new episodes of Gumby Theater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 C'mon Off White, the gun did not shoot the guy, the cat did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Take a look in the BigHouseCat thread...you'll see this is simply a case of retaliation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 When cats are outlawed, only outlaws will carry cats. When guns are outlawed, only cats will kill people. Cats don't kill people, outlaw cats with guns kill gun-owning future outlaws. When loaded guns in the kitchen are outlawed, outlaw cats will have to shoot their owners in other rooms of the house. Meow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Remember, when your cat misbehaves, the quickest way to correct the behavior is squirting the cat with a squirt bottle while firmly saying, "No!" "Bad cat! No! Put down the Glock! (squirt-squirt) No!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 According to authorities, the cat was later apprehended in North Dakota, where he is being held pending formal charges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0ngpause Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Yes, felines are dangerous, you can hire me to stab your cats. I don't use guns because outlaw cats with guns kill gun owning future outlaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillweasel Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 from The X-Files of the FBI ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillweasel Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 hey ! it didn't post it (site gumby.... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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