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An Australian farmer called Blue

Had a twenty foot didgeridoo.

They say that he slept

With the sheep that he kept

And he didgeridid them all too.

 

And Sheilas who wanted some fun

With a didgeridoo in the sun

Just visited Blue

For a minute or two

Or until they were didgeridone

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Klenkee, too manneee sylabbleeess!!!!

 

Here's the remix:

 

 

There once was a fine lass of snug top

Who nixed all sex with karate chop chops

Then a fag from Niagara

Got wood with Viagra

And now she sashays with this notfop.

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Limericks are supposed to have a certain rhythm, and the Klenke original didn't.

 

Da DUM da da DUM da da DUM DUM

Da DUM da da DUM da da DUM DUM

ha HUM ha ha HUM

ha HUM ha ha HUM

Da DUM da da DUM da da DUM DUM

 

lines da/DUM and ha/HUM must rhyme with the other lines with the same ending, ie all DUMs rhyme and both HUMs rhyme.

eg.

There ONCE was a MAN from nan TUCK ET

etc.

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The exact number of syllables can vary a bit. This isn't Haiku after all. But it has to have the rhythm.

 

There was an old man from the Nile

Whose sexual habits were vile.

Yet whenever he'd score

The women all swore

That he sure made perversion worthwhile.

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