EWolfe Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 a in your laderhosen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 1. Have a "meaningful" discussion with our girlfriend. Â so there really is only one girlfriend for all the climbers out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 Dude, not even a problem...actually quite arousing. I miss the old oat bran powder. 12. Eat a case of cold 10 year old malt nut Powerbars in 24 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 Wearing your tent mate's 4 week old, unwashed underwear over your head til you pass out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telemarker Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 Being the passenger as your climbing partner is scoping lines at 65 mph, sometimes in his own lane, sometimes not quite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 1. Have a "meaningful" discussion with our girlfriend.  so there really is only one girlfriend for all the climbers out there  No, I think it's merely an example of the "royal" first person plural.  Although he could be alluding to the practice of polyandry, which, according to last night's Globe Trekker, is still alive and well in the backwoods of Nepal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 1. Go to Smith with a crowbar and pull bolts from popular routes during the wekend. Â 2. Get on some difficult sketch route with a newbie belayer that is being distracted. Â 3. Go climb an alpine route, can't start the route until you see the thunderheads roll in. Â 4. Go to the Gunks on the weekend and start retro bolting the easy classics. Â 5. Climb a hard route only replacing those key chain biners for real ones. Â 6. Turn a route at Index into an outdoor gym, complete with chipping, glue-ons, and over bolting hell out of it. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Valentine's Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 (edited) ...be a time counter for <name deleted> ...and you could only leave your post when he showed up. Edited June 12, 2006 by Off_White Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Full Heinous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 1. Have a "meaningful" discussion with our girlfriend. 2. Be open to our feminine side. 3. Climb with a "Mountie". 4. Spend an evening at the opera or ballet 5. Just two words...ice dancing (this be horizontal ice) 6. Attend an event wehere we'd be clothed in formal wear 7. Bake a cake. 8. Make a pie 9. Spend a week with girlfriend along the Oregon coast (motels, dining out) in the summer 10. Spend a whole weekend without thinking/talking about climbing. DEAR GOD THAT IS JUST HELL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Valentine's Day. YOU WIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Valentine's Day. YOU WIN I did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllYouCanEat Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 (edited) On a blue bird powder day, place a bunch of skiers at the bottom of the mountain and see who can fill their sock door the quickest. The winner gets to ski it while the others have to watch. The first one to whine, losses... Edited February 15, 2005 by AllYouCanEat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted May 9, 2006 Author Share Posted May 9, 2006 . . . make comments about solo ascents of rainier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 AWESOME THREAD! 1. Climb into a plexi-glass case filled with snow creek wall ticks (just like fear factor). 2. Wear pink lycra into the Reynolds Bar in Lillooet, B.C. on an ice trip 3. Strongly endorse the traditional ethic on this website (like Royal, Yvon, or the other of America's greatest climbers would) 4. Drive all the way to central Oregon to climb a volcano other than Hood 5. Hike out of the Pickets in August in a pair of Downhill ski boot shells with the liners removed. 6. Be forced to make Vantage the only area you are allowed to go to for the rest of your life. 7. Take a huge whipper in a Whillan's harness while wearing a pair of briefs. 8. Bivy in the shitter at Muir on a hot August night in preparation for your thousandth trip up D.C. 9. Start up the approach drainage to Drury falls during an avy advisory. 10. Take a Mountaineers or NOLS course 11. Move to North Dakota 12. Eat a case of cold 10 year old malt nut Powerbars in 24 hours. Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 all these PNW climbers and not one comment about bad coffee? Mountain Hardmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Rappel dulfersitz style off of the Monkey - naked  Lead Hyperspace with a goldline and old-skool gear  Stay clean and sober at a CC.com event.  Do the approach and descent to Midnight Rock in flip-flops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Walk up to a gathering of Greg Wall, Mike Adamson, and Ray Borbon at the local watering hole, and strike up a conversation in which you advocate for gun control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Walk up to a gathering of Greg Wall, Mike Adamson, and Ray Borbon at the local watering hole, and strike up a conversation in which you advocate for gun control. I'll take that challenge and raise you one. You also have to mention that you joined the immigrant walk out last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kij Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Post a "real" trip report on this site about anything easier and see what happens. I think this is wrong too but that is just my observation. Â Amen. I spent yesterday at Gritscone doing stuff that's easy for everyone else. All adventures to me and fun to write about -- but probably not here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kij Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 moving to Kansas....I did it from 1988-1995 and there are actually climbers there. OH MY GOD THOSE PEOPLE WERE CRAZY!!! Â I just moved from there, and I'm back for a few days this summer. The good news is there's been some new climbing discovered in the area. The bad news is that it's a wall at the KU gym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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