pope Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Oh, I get it. Sport climbers are homosexuals. Â Like Harry said, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 hey what's the problem with you guys... this must be that "funny schtick" we keep hearing so much about! Damn, that's some funny schtick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tivoli_mike Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 *plonk* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Yeah, but that's one stylin' belay jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 this must be that "funny schtick" we keep hearing so much about  This ain't funny schtick, just an insult. If you want funny schtick you'll have to search the archives. Trust me, it's there. I'm no longer inclinced to think there is here to be found an audience of the quality that might deserve the funny schtick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 A typical Saturday morning for Pope, leaving the comfort of his he-bitch, Dwayner (seen in the background), he searches yet again for a capable partner, one that can survive his blunt force trauma and prove themselves worthy. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 (edited) Inept but sincere elder seeks talented impressionable youth for self-righteous vandalism spree. Best if you lead, I belay well. Â Â image of Dwayner in real life removed at his request, as he does not want what he says on line linked to who he is in the real world. Edited February 4, 2005 by Off_White Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 Vandalism spree? Is this what you had in mind? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Oh my, you dream big! Vandalism would just be some routine hammer smashing and chisel doodling, you're proposing International Terrorism! Golly, good to know you have a little black book of projects, everyone needs a hobby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 Inept but sincere elder seeks talented impressionable youth for self-righteous vandalism spree. Best if you lead, I belay well. Â As long as you're going to take shots at somebody who has nothing to do with this thread, as long as you're going to paste photos of Dwayner without his permission.....it would make sense to include Dwayner in the conversation. Oh, but I suppose it qualifies as great sport for a burned-out hippie to stand behind the illusion of Faith in Freedom of Expression and throw rocks like a coward, all the while knowing that no reply from Dwayner will be allowed. OK, Offwhitey, I'll let you back to your reefer now. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 Oh my, you dream big! Vandalism would just be some routine hammer smashing and chisel doodling, you're proposing International Terrorism! Golly, good to know you have a little black book of projects, everyone needs a hobby! Â No, Weenus breath. What you were looking at there is a picture of vandalism in the form of a bolted hand crack. Get it? The vandalism is already there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 It's all just dreck ripped off from the net bucko. To paraphrase your friend: Hey pal, you don't know me, my habits, or my history, so don't be so quick throwing stones from your glass house. I was talking to you, not Dwayner, and while you're free to be insulting, I am too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 Inept but sincere elder seeks talented impressionable youth for self-righteous vandalism spree. Best if you lead, I belay well.  image of Dwayner in real life removed at his request, as he does not want what he says on line linked to who he is in the real world.  Possibly a true statement, although Dwayner had no idea this thread even existed and certainly had no influence on its contents at the time when the controversial photo was pasted by OffWhitey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Inept but sincere elder seeks talented impressionable youth for self-righteous vandalism spree. Best if you lead, I belay well.  image of Dwayner in real life removed at his request, as he does not want what he says on line linked to who he is in the real world. Bwahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Oh my, you dream big! Vandalism would just be some routine hammer smashing and chisel doodling, you're proposing International Terrorism! Golly, good to know you have a little black book of projects, everyone needs a hobby! Â No, Weenus breath. What you were looking at there is a picture of vandalism in the form of a bolted hand crack. Get it? The vandalism is already there. Â What I get from your description of Perry's as a "hand crack" is that you never climbed the route Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 What I get from your description of Perry's as a "hand crack" is that you never climbed the route   Perry's Layback? Is that what we're looking at? I thought it looked familiar, but the crack looks vertical and I remember an undercling. Either way, it's a bolted crack.  If that's the Grand Wall, yes I've climbed the route. With Cruel Shoes we did it in 5 hours back in the late 80's (with a 45m rope if I remember right). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 you should have chopped it back in the late 80's then instead of whining about it 20 years later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 (edited) Oh my, you dream big! Vandalism would just be some routine hammer smashing and chisel doodling, you're proposing International Terrorism! Golly, good to know you have a little black book of projects, everyone needs a hobby! Â No, Weenus breath. What you were looking at there is a picture of vandalism in the form of a bolted hand crack. Get it? The vandalism is already there. pope, all i can say you just showed us you are a dumb fucking retard. the pic is of perry's lieback, that goes at 11a, which you would know, since you have to "crank" on 5.8. judging by you complete dolt statements you are not capable of getting your ass up on grand wall - period. so do us a favor, take a long walk on a short plank and then shove a big dildo up your ass. pope, btw, who the fuck are you. if you have balls (like you claim you have)- let us know. oh yeah btw, just shows how much you know about climbing- your little comment about hand crack. since #5 cammalot is too small to protect this crack. Edited February 4, 2005 by glassgowkiss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Â hot damn, you are the shit!! WOAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted February 5, 2005 Author Share Posted February 5, 2005 Â hot damn, you are the shit!! WOAH Â Dru suggested I hadn't climbed the route. I corrected the record with a few details. I wasn't trying to impress anybody. I remember thinking the climbing was of a reasonably good quality until we got to the undercling bit where my buddy kind of snickered and left THE ENTIRE RACK OF CAMS hanging from the first bolt and was absolutely thrilled to go into sport climbing mode. Clip-n-go. Eeeeeeeeeeeeh! That pitch was kind of stupid and above it we didn't find anything stellar. Â On the Sward pitch, I do remember not realizing that the pitch didn't go straight up the corner. Somebody told me that a bolt now protects the move back into the corner near the top of that pitch. Is that true? Â Anyway, Rudy, we were happy with our 5-hour ascent way back then. How fast did you do it? And BTW, you're kind of an asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted February 5, 2005 Author Share Posted February 5, 2005 ..pope, all i can say you just showed us you are a dumb fucking retard. the pic is of perry's lieback.. Â Nothing spectacular. It's a bolted crack. Obviously you think that pitch is kind of neat. It probably conforms to your sense of aesthetics. Just don't let me hear your bitching if the Chief eventually gets a GONDOLA. When you think about it, the trail of bolts that is Perry's Pitch or whatever you call it offers a similar adventure to riding that cabel car. IMHFO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 And BTW, you're kind of an asshole. Â No kidding! When he finally sobers up, he will be aghast at what he has written lately. Â But that would also mean he has to face all those years of sport-climbing... so... Â Party On, Rudy! Â Yayyy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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