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"I don't want to buy anything, sell anything or process anything. I don't want to buy anything sold, bought or processed, sell anything bought, sold or processed or process anything sold bought or processed as a career."

 

 

I was trying to remember this one!! thumbs_up.gifthumbs_up.gif

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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.

 

Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends.

 

Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

 

But why would I want to do a thing like that?

 

I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

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"We can't pick up Sloane in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit." "It's not a piece of shit."

"It is a piece of shit. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours."

 

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

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Miller: (poking at burnbarrel with stick) "Ya see, the more you drive, the less intelligent you become."

 

"I've always relied on the kindness of strangers"

 

Elwood: We've got a full tank of gas,half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Jake: "Hit it!"

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"We are French! Why do you think we speak with this outrageous accent?"

King: "What're you doing in England?"

French: "Mind you own business, sons of a silly person! You father was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberries!"

King: "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"

French: "No! Now go away or I will be forced to taunt you a second time!"

 

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"Bluto's right, psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons, that could take years, and cost millions of lives. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture, be done on somebody's part."

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"Are you telling me that you built a time machine out of a DeLorean? –The way I see it, if you're going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?"

 

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles-per-hour you're going to see some serious shit."

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