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Otto : You know your problem? You don't like winners.

Archie : Winners?

Otto : Yeah. Winners.

Archie : Winners, like North Vietnam?

Otto : Shut up. We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie.

Archie : [going into a cowboy-like drawl] I'm tellin' ya baby, they kicked your little ass there. Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD.

 

 

Wanda : The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself".

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"That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered, rodent you've ever set eyes on!"

 

"Your mother was a hamster and your father reeks of elderberry, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"

 

I can't believe no one else mentioned lines from a Python movie!

 

Kudos for the reference to the Big Lebowski--one of my all-time faves ("No, Donnie, these men aren't Nihilists, they're cowards.")

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Bingo. Too easy!

 

How about this one: "8-track stereo, color TV in every room, and you get to snort half a piece of dope every day. That's the American Dream *. Ain't it? Well ain't it?"

 

edited for complete quote including offensive racial epithet

 

superfly

 

you don't want to play this game with me... yellaf.gif

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From Boogie Nights (too bad PT Anderson is a prick and won't let the script circulate online...):

 

That is a giant cock. - Amber Waves in perfect deadpan

 

See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity... - Buck

 

You've got the touch / You've got the power - Dirk, singing

 

I'm just gonna keep on rockin' and rollin'. - Dirk's acceptance speech

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[VINCENT]

You want some bacon?

 

[JULES]

No, man, I don't eat pork.

 

[VINCENT]

Are you Jewish ?

 

[JULES]

No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.

 

[VINCENT]

Why not?

 

[JULES]

Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

 

[VINCENT]

But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...

 

[JULES]

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,

But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.

Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.

I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

 

[VINCENT]

How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces

 

[JULES]

I don't eat dog either

 

[VINCENT]

Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

 

[JULES]

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.

But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.

 

[VINCENT]

So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?

 

[JULES]

We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.

I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

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I can't believe no one else mentioned lines from a Python movie!

 

"Well, you know your father was a Roman"

 

"Wnat, Mother, you were raped by a Roman?"

 

"At first, yes."

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"Bring out your Dead"

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