chucK Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Caption This! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 "I'm an Evnironmentalist, can't you see how many trees and rocks I dug up to take with me since I just love to be around them?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 George Bush attempting to take Washington State, giving a speech on Capitol Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 The Secret Service fed up with anti-Bush protesters at rallies are now creating a natural wall for security reasons to protect the President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Who needs the environment? These trees and rocks are made from plastic - that's right, OIL! - and they look just as gooder to me as the ones outside, plus they aren't all covered over with dirt and bugs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Bush, speaking directly to his constituency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bDubyaH Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 "hey everyone come over and look at the turd i dropped in the bushes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Bush found the only things that he could stand next to that wouldn't make him look like an idiot by comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alasdair Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 "ummm, uhhhhh, duhhhh evil doers want to kill your babies" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 "Here's a map of my new wilderness plan for this nation of liberty and freedom. The scale is 1:1. Now let's see 'em hide from us! No more rocks and trees to hide behind in their little caves! SMOKE'EM OUT GET'EM'N'KILL'EM hahahAHHAHAHAMWAHAHA sorry got a little carried away. er, evildoers bad, um liberty good and let freedom ring." (blank stare) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 "Want some wood?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Overheard: One rock wispering to the other rock: Â "I'm smarter than this guy..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Dick and Karl arrange a debate that they hope GW can win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "Which of these three items is dumbest: the rock, the tree, or the President?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Caption This! Â Eventually, as the speech wore on, nature started taking over again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 choss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 no doubt about it! it's the "we have climbed the mighty mountain and i see the valley below" speech by reverend bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badvoodoo Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "I have a vision of the future of America... We'll make a huge Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, and everyone gets their own choo-choo. Hot damn I love that ride." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 I'd like to take some time today to talk about my family tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 It has shallow roots, is awfully narrow, and like all good things is made of oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted October 14, 2004 Author Share Posted October 14, 2004 "The bushes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 "Here we see an example of an endangered 20th century primate, in what scientists believe to be its natural habitat."  or  "We've taken care to give this pseudohumanoid specimen all of his basic needs: rocks to hide behind, trees to climb... even a podium behind which it particularly enjoys imitating human speech and gestures." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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